Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
first time the batfamily get to hear Jason’s genuine uncontrollable laughter post his identity reveal as Red Hood is six months in, two weeks after he finally agrees to patrol with them on a semi-regular basis. post-patrol Jason has to come back to the cave for a debrief and as they’re all cleaning their gear, Damian and Jason start casually chatting about the differences between the LoA and Gotham.
“I prefer here because the training facilities in the cave are much smaller,” they hear Damian tell him. “At the compound we had acres of land dedicated to each trainable craft; not to mention the inner halls under the mountain.”
“I mean at least growing up there gave you diverse surroundings?” Jason points out. Damian looks up from his katana with narrowed eyes, squinting over at him.
“Diverse? Jason the only diverse thing about my childhood was you; you were the only white man for fucking miles. For two years straight I thought you were an albino like Uncle Dusan until mother pulled me aside and told me I had to stop acting like you being American was a birth defect.”
Jason laughs so hard he accidentally shoots the gun he’s cleaning and shatters the screen of the batcomputer while Tim’s halfway through a report, which then makes him laugh even harder. Bruce can’t even be mad about the damage, he’s just so happy he gets to hear his son happy again.
Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.
i was going to comment how impractical it would be for Batman to be walking around in boots with his own damn insignia on the soles, but you know what i accept this explanation ajksjkdhajkdhkajkk. the man gets to strike fear into the hearts of criminals AND be as campy as his dramatic ass desires
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Just learnt that Damian would’ve had a doctorate in geology at 7 years old if he hadn’t killed his tutor.
Am absolutely loving the fact that out of his entire family of super geniuses the literal 14 year old has come the closest to getting any sort of degree.
As a geoscience major, I'm telling you this has unbridled comedy potential.
Damian, caught and being frisked for weapons
Goon: *pulls out a rock*
Goon: *pulls out another rock*
Goon: Where are your weapons, you little shit?
Goon: *pulls out yet another rock and tosses it over his shoulder in frustration*
Damian: *scowls*
Goon: Why do you have so many rocks???
Goon 2, currently digging through Damian's belt at an adjacent table: I think I found something! This pocket is pretty heavy!
Goon 2: *pulls out a piece of galena*
Goons: *groan*
Damian and Tim investigating some random women's death
Tim: Well there's no sign of forced entry-
Damian: She killed herself.
Tim: She didn't have a history of depression of suicidal tendencies... how do you know?
Damian: She was an imbecile.
Tim: ???
Damian: She believed in healing crystals.
Tim: What does that have to do with suicide?
Damian: I never said it was suicide.
Tim: You said she killed herself!
Damian. Yes, because she was stupid. She didn't do it intentionally.
Damian: *holds up a half full water bottle with a bunch of rocks inside of it.*
Tim: What?
Damian: Some people believe that drinking water with certain rocks and minerals inside of it will heal them or enhance chakra. She's been drinking Malachite water.
Tim: ...What?
Damian: Malachite is a copper based mineral. She gave herself copper poisoning.
Damian, on the Batplane with Dick
Damian: This plane is highly dependent on navigational equipment... What contingency do we use in the event that Earth's electromagnetic field finally flips?
Damian, standing in front of a partially dismantled dinosaur with a wrench still in his hand: Father, you attended medical school did you not? Surely you know what fat and muscle is. Then why, pray tell, does this poor creature look like it's face has been put in one of Alfred's vacuum sealed bags? I expected more from you.
Bruce, was definitely a dinosaur kid and does keep up on the latest developments and knows exactly what Damian is talking about: I didn’t make the dinosaur.
Damian: Irrelevant.
(It makes sense that the League of Assassins, an eco cult, would have educated Damian thoroughly in both geology and palaeontology, alongside botany and zoology. And he is definitely genius level. But no matter what he says, I don’t think he was that close to getting a PhD. At seven, he probably thought he was closer than he was, and then he does have a tendency towards hyperbole.)
AU that the batkids are all serious and bat-like ONLY WHEN BATMAN ISN’T AROUND
Like when they’re on their own team/out of Gotham? Most respected, calm and serious person there. They have a plan and it will work. “Oh yeah I memorized all the exits and people here the second I entered, you didn’t?” That’s them.
But in Gotham w/ Batman? Pranks galore and singing on patrol, they forget to sleep and forget to eat. When Batman tells them their gonna have a longer patrol they all sigh and complain while trying to give other siblings their work in exchange for doing that sibling’s chore.
But nobody knows that they act like that!! Batman would say something like
“Gosh my kids blew something up I have to go,”
AND EVERYONE WHOSE EVER MET THEM IS ALL CONFUSED LIKE “BUT THEIR A BAT?!?! HUH??!”
and Batman would respond
“Oh yeah you know them, always doing something their not supposed to”
When they're with their own teams, they know they're the only Bat there, and therefore must be The Bat for the team.
But back in Gotham, working with The Original Bat, they don't need to play that role. Even when Batman isn't out himself, they still don't need to play the role solo. They can divvy up The Bat between them so that there is still the equivalent of at least 1 full Bat on the scene. Then fill in the rest with being their most natural selves, Robins.
And then when they get close enough to one team, Robin comes out again and suddenly Jump and Central have NO bat and it's complete chaos and uh oh we killed santa FUCK and-
well, your name is yj core four enjoyer so I don't know what other crowd you could have possibly expected to attract (I WILL NEVER LET YOUNG JUSTICE LIVE IT DOWN THEY FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUS I WILL NOT LET THAT BE FORGOTTEN)
I live on my own on a whole ass different continent. I cook, I clean, I take public transport. Perfectly functional adult. My friends come to me for advice, last semester someone texted me the second we got the syllabus bc they wanted to claim me as their partner for the group project in advance.
Then I go home. And ohhhh boy.
Here’s an abbreviated list of shit that happened while I was home the last time
Full on walked into traffic and my mom had to pull me back because I was so focused on talking to her
„Mom I forgot how to turn the oven on?“
Stayed up like a feral racoon, dad ran into me at 3 am when he had to use the bathroom, literally tucked me in to make sure I got some sleep
Slept through like 3 alarm clocks
Annoyed my grandma into driving me places (I have a license and car acces at home, unlike when I live on my own)
„Dad pls the jar won’t open“
Called my mom and asked her to pick what I should get for lunch
„What day is it“ x 1000
There’s probs more but I am Not HomeTM rn and have to go get groceries lmao
Anyway TLDR my brain fully hands over any responsibility and common sense the second I’m within vicinity to my parents bc moms here. She will take care of it
Yes!! That is exactly what I meant when I made this!
I saw that one post about how kids act good in school or for their babysitters but not for their parents and went, lol the batkids probably do that and boom this was made!
Whenever I tell a parent how good their kid is during class and they say “well that’s news to me!! Why aren’t they like that at home?!”
And I’m just like “that’s a good thing. You and I have taught them how they are supposed to behave in public, so when they get home they get to stop masking so much. It’s a good thing, they feel safe and secure at home and can let their little guards down.”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There’s a guy at my gym we call Batman cause he’s batshit wild hyperfixated on good agility and muscle building maintenance and technique at all times. He does like five different martial arts and can do like one arm handstand push-ups and shit. It’s the wildest thing I’ve ever seen and he does it with zero drugs. If he wanted to fight crime he could. Autism with a fitness/martial arts special interest is absolutely a superpower
Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason
Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!
Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night
Danny: WHAT?!
Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?
Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?
Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.
Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?
Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.
Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.
Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.
Danny: ......
Danny: You're an odd family
Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?
Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.
Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
vaporwave
gracieabrams
romaincrisis
discoholicmusic
kianamaiart
stormborns
