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"Is that blood?" the teacher asks. Danny runs his finger through what is absolutely blood, lick it, "Nope, ketchup." Damian wonders why this guy is like this.

Steph, covered in glitter: Stacy Basset is a xenophobic brat!

Danny, also covered in Glitter: So, we glitter bombed her.

Dick: And it backfired?

Steph: No! Who do you take us for?!

Danny: We took the other glitter bomb to Tim's office, but he saw us coming, triggered the glitter bomb, and locked down his office so the glitter is all over us. And Wayne Enterprises.

Dick: Okay, thank you for clearing that up. You're not getting in this car until the glitter is gone.

Damian: What happened to you two?

Danny: *grabs Steph's shoulder, they both go intangible and all the glitter falls off.*

Steph: Revenge against Stacy Basset.

Damian: Understandable. That is biodegradable glitter, right?

Danny: Duh.

Danny is in Gotham for college, and during finals month the Joker goes on a spree. After the Joker breaks out of Arkham for the THIRD time Danny in a fit of sleep deprived pique does a bit of research, breaks into Arkham, and swaps prisoner transfers so that the Joker is taken to a prison out of state.

It’s only after finals are over, and he has slept for two days, that he calls Tucker to check on his half brained plan, to find out it worked? Somehow it worked. The Joker is now at a different prison where he has no corrupted guards etc to help him breakout and is now stuck there.

Danny is in Gotham for college, and during finals month the Joker goes on a spree. After the Joker breaks out of Arkham for the THIRD time Danny in a fit of sleep deprived pique does a bit of research, breaks into Arkham, and swaps prisoner transfers so that the Joker is taken to a prison out of state.

It’s only after finals are over, and he has slept for two days, that he calls Tucker to check on his half brained plan, to find out it worked? Somehow it worked. The Joker is now at a different prison where he has no corrupted guards etc to help him breakout and is now stuck there.

And that's all I got because Danny in Fatson Todd can be:

The batfam mascot that is believed to bring good luck (bullets ricocheted when Steph had the doll in her room) so everyone is stealing him.

The haunted doll that nobody believes is haunted because even Duke says it's normal. Duke did see a ghost but after ensuring Danny wasn't malicious, he enabled the prank because Dick stole his cookie and Alfred didn't make a large batch so he missed out.

Tim as Red Robin, staring forlornly at his broken grapple, exhaustion seeping out of him in waves: …

Danny: Hey uh… want me to fix that?

Tim, sounding near tears: Please 🙏

Danny: *quickly fixes the grapple, pulling scrap from his bag.* Here all fixed!

Tim: Here, your payment. *hands over his entire wallet and grapples away*

Danny: *stares blankly for 30 seconds* … Um?

Danny: *Silently screaming inside as he stares at Red Robin’s very civilian state ID*

Tim as Red Robin, staring forlornly at his broken grapple, exhaustion seeping out of him in waves: …

Danny: Hey uh… want me to fix that?

Tim, sounding near tears: Please 🙏

Danny: *quickly fixes the grapple, pulling scrap from his bag.* Here all fixed!

Tim: Here, your payment. *hands over his entire wallet and grapples away*

Danny: *stares blankly for 30 seconds* … Um?

Danny: *Silently screaming inside as he stares at Red Robin’s very civilian state ID*

Tim as Red Robin, staring forlornly at his broken grapple, exhaustion seeping out of him in waves: …

Danny: Hey uh… want me to fix that?

Tim, sounding near tears: Please 🙏

Danny: *quickly fixes the grapple, pulling scrap from his bag.* Here all fixed!

Tim: Here, your payment. *hands over his entire wallet and grapples away*

Danny: *stares blankly for 30 seconds* … Um?

Danny: *Silently screaming inside as he stares at Red Robin’s very civilian state ID*

drives robin to work and back every night ✅️

takes all phone calls made to their mutual workplace ✅️

dating life depends on robin's whims ✅️

work hours depend on robin's schedule (bedtime) ✅️

carries robin's stuff in his own purse (belt) ✅️

organizes pay for robin's staff (butler) ✅️

Replying to @olisix823’s comment

Dick, meeting the JL for the first time: “I’m so happy to be meeting my son’s little friends! I love watching you all play together.”

Bruce, who didn’t know Dick was going to be doing this, but is ‘Yes, and…’ ing his ass off, because this shit is gonna be so funny: “Daaad! Don’t embarrass me in front of my friends!”

Dick: “Oh right, I have to stay in character. Sorry chum. Ahem! Greetings Justice League!! It is I, Robin, Batman’s sidekick extraordinaire! Pleased to meet you!”

drives robin to work and back every night ✅️

takes all phone calls made to their mutual workplace ✅️

dating life depends on robin's whims ✅️

work hours depend on robin's schedule (bedtime) ✅️

carries robin's stuff in his own purse (belt) ✅️

organizes pay for robin's staff (butler) ✅️

Gracie the giraffe just...fell off a hill and landed on the other side of her enclosure fence on a private "exotic animal breeding ranch" in Leakey, Texas.

According to [ranch manager] Mr. Jones, Gracie wandered to a corner of the property, which sits in a canyon, bordered by a gate enclosure and a steep, solid rock slab. “This giraffe, like none of the others ever did, she would walk around” the property and, Mr. Jones said, reach up and “eat on the tree limbs that was up there.” Gracie came down on the wrong side of the gate and wandered off into the Hill Country land beyond the property, Mr. Jones said.

They've been searching. She's a GIRAFFE. As far as I can tell she hasn't even been sighted.

Realistically she probably died somewhere and that's why they can't find her, but I like to think she's across the border and into Mexico by now.

So Danny, now an adult and no longer actively a hero, is like 99.9% sure he’s immortal (the 0.1% is largely self doubt) because of this and an unwillingness to handle an 9 to 5 without killing his manger, he decides to become a daredevil by the name of Un-killable.

His shows r an instant hit. He’s able to do things that others would only dream, all with the causal attitude of a guy on a grocery run. As if jumping off the tallest building in the world and landing in a kiddy pool is just a normal Saturday for this guy. 

Now while people have come to the reasonable conclusion that he is a meta, their still 50-50 on if he’s actually un-killable or not. This is not helped by the fact that Danny refuses to acknowledge any of the crazy shit he does as anything unusual.

This all comes to a head when Danny does a show in Gotham and Joker (jealous of someone else taking the spotlight) decides to test just how un-killable he is. 

He fully expects it to be a lie. Fully thinks that if Danny is a meta, he’s not immortal. That with enough bullets, bombs, joker gas, poisons and just good old fashioned brute force the guy will die. 

Is like a checklist:

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Eat a tube of superglue

"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

Safe to say Danny went viral in Gotham which was the opposite of what Joker wanted.

So Danny, now an adult and no longer actively a hero, is like 99.9% sure he’s immortal (the 0.1% is largely self doubt) because of this and an unwillingness to handle an 9 to 5 without killing his manger, he decides to become a daredevil by the name of Un-killable.

His shows r an instant hit. He’s able to do things that others would only dream, all with the causal attitude of a guy on a grocery run. As if jumping off the tallest building in the world and landing in a kiddy pool is just a normal Saturday for this guy. 

Now while people have come to the reasonable conclusion that he is a meta, their still 50-50 on if he’s actually un-killable or not. This is not helped by the fact that Danny refuses to acknowledge any of the crazy shit he does as anything unusual.

This all comes to a head when Danny does a show in Gotham and Joker (jealous of someone else taking the spotlight) decides to test just how un-killable he is. 

He fully expects it to be a lie. Fully thinks that if Danny is a meta, he’s not immortal. That with enough bullets, bombs, joker gas, poisons and just good old fashioned brute force the guy will die. 

Ho boy. Salt in the Bones is part of a large series I was going to write with another creator. Mine were all Danny's POV and had bones in the title. It was going to be psychopomp Danny who *really* doesn't want to be on the JL radar being brought in by Constantine to try and help save Jason, who's basically a starving halfling. I don't press her because I know she's been stressed and I has shifted focus to other fandoms atm.

Aqua eyes!! Is there some background stuff on Danny's ghost half bleeding into his human half (green eyes bleed into blue = aqua eyes) for whatever reason (Mayb from supressing his ghost half b/c living in a more densely populated area with more likelihood of ppl seeing things he doesn't want them seeing, or mayb just b/c he is just more settled into his status as a halfa and that ease manifests as more ghostly traits appearing while he is in his human form or something else, idk)

Or is it just 'fuck you, aqua eyes r cool' ??Which is admittedly the more likely reason, but just thought I'd ask in case there wss any hidden lore.

Thank you in advance and sorry for bothering u!! As u can probably deduce, ur writing lives rent free in my mind. On that note, Thank you² for creating and sharing your works! They will r treasured!

Aw, not bothering at all! And thank you! <3

I like to have a little bit of Danny's ghost side bleed into his human side as he gets older! Some effects that cross. Sometimes this is his hair color or chronic pain from the death(s) or personality stuff.

With Helping Hands it's really just a little tint to his eyes and some accidental intensity. And a little bit of, um, obsession about things lol (Sorry/you're welcome Duke.)