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Hi, I'm incorrectbatfam. Welcome my DC blog dedicated to the Robins and the weird sad man they found in a box.

Things I do:

• Daily incorrect quotes

• Dank Gotham memes

• This

• Comic recs and media reviews (spoilers will be tagged #spoiler alert)

• Crispy shitposts that leave you itching in the kitchen

• Headcanons that sound like a rubber chicken choir

• Playlists that are more democratic than the U.S. government (but also as a disclaimer I listen to pop-punk)

• Other equally fun and amazing polls

• Edits such as fake texts, social media posts, Batburger health inspection forms, warped canon art, and moodboards for when you want to lay face-down in the Batcave (okay I haven't done that last one but you get the idea)

• Shamelessly plug my Ao3 and Spotify

• Attempt to beat the Stephanie Brown allegations

I also work with other DC characters and will defend Jaime Reyes with my dying breath

Things I maybe:

(providing they don't fall in the red category below)

• Fandom crossovers, if I'm familiar with all pieces of media. And I'll get this out of the way: no I haven't seen Danny Phantom

• Fic finds, if the fic is still around

• User submissions. I might re-format it or let you know if it belongs as an ask but credit will be given to you

• Angst content

• Fandom events

• Fandom-related promos (DM me)

• Take things seriously

• Talk about myself because I am, in a way, a walking shitpost

Once I undo my nuked computer storage I might play with audio or video edits

Things I don't:

• Graphic violence. If Deadpool does it, I won't

• NSFW. If it's something where you got to check a box saying you're 18, you're not gonna find it here

• Batcest—basically anything starting with "technically they're not related"

• Reader inserts. I can't do them that well anyway because I don't wanna date them, I wanna spread rumors about them Mean Girls style

• Reblog signal boosts, charity posts, and other non-fandom promos (as a safety measure)

• Art, unless you wanna see me reinvent dadaism

• Writing collabs because historically I suck at group projects

• Fic requests unless you find a way to add extra hours to the day

• Tag games/reblog chains

• Anything AI generated. This is more to let you know that I'm the unhinged one, not a machine

Things I need from you:

• I try to include content warning tags to the best of my ability. If I miss one or if you need a new one added, send me an ask or DM

• Same for image IDs. If I forgot or if it needs to be edited, please let me know in my inbox because I cannot guarantee I'll see all the notes

• Also the same if I source something wrong or forget

• Typos, etc. I'd rather know sooner than not

• Please understand if I can't get to your ask right away. I might be chronically online but I'm still just one person (no, I'm not taking other mods)

Jason: A hobby.

Bruce: *crosses his arms*

Duke, cuddling with Izzy: You shouldn’t think that way.

Dick, holding hands with Barbara: Yes, what makes you say that?

Tim, sitting on Bernard's lap: Completely untrue.

Damian: *not there because he's out with Nika*

Jason: Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Dick, angrily: How could you?! That's your own son!

Bruce, checking his watch: Five... four... three... two...

*doorbell rings*

Bruce: *opens it*

Damian: *standing there, healthy and alive, sipping a Lazarus juice box*

Talia, mildly annoyed: I thought we agreed to stop letting Death look after our son.

Bruce: I'm not like those other billionaires. I actually give back to the people.