The gay cousin

Local BDSM Club's Awards Night and you're on the short list for Most Improved

you've just started a new cater waiter gig and the dress code doesn't have any restrictions on accessories (yet.)

Outfit that says "I am about to be the reason why they'll add a list of banned accessories to the company dress code"

BDSM Met Gala NOW!

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

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hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

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Guys I have a really good joke but you cant be mean ok. Im really proud of this one

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I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

you guys don’t understand. this is one of the best books of all time. like it’s a work of art. this is not a bad book. this is a camp speculative experimental melodrama about race, gender, and extremely dystopian income inequality marketed falsely as Divergent for fashionistas. it is actually and genuinely one of the most remarkable things I’ve ever read. it is a book that absolutely and completely commits to its own premise without fear. I would argue it is literature in conversation with queer absurdism, Samuel R. Delany, Paul Rudnick, Valerie Solanas, and I wouldn’t back down even as you were like, tumblr user tomato-greens, you simply must be incorrect, why are you naming the woman who shot Andy Warhol? but in fact I would pull out my copy of the book and I would begin citing. as this website is so fond of saying: cathedrals are everywhere for those with the eyes to see!

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord