not with a bang, but with beautiful sexy lesbians

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

if your friend is saying "it is what it is" all the time check on them a LOTTT girl

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

He’s actually called bender bending rodriguez. Not just “bender”.

those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense