I'm a digital dog with five electric asses

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

I’ll take to to the candy shop…I’ll let you lick the candy shop

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

define failed

dude

the dream is collapsing