the ultimate delia posting experience

Why is everyone acting surprised about Ringo Starr still having the elfstones like his All-Starr Band didn’t literally release a song called “You Can’t Have Me Stones (Me Mystic Elven Stones)”. What else did we think that song was about

I'm putting together a team... one last job... (jazzy music with a fast tempo and chunky bassline) here's the plan.... (montage of the team actually doing the plan as I narrate the explanation) miss demon lord. You're our grifter... You're gonna go in there and get them talking. Make a distraction, get them looking where we want them too.... miss angel... You're going to be our getaway driver, keep those engines hot for us in case things go loud.... miss dragon you're our technology expert you'll hack the security systems (your dragon fire fries the generator powering them) I'll be the mastermind... I'll be watching from above and coordinating everyone.... and last but not least... dolly fallover. You're our demolitions expert. We need you to get into the vault. (Dolly fallover falls over and there's and explosion behind it)

I keep seeing 男 next to all these pictures of cute girls in cute outfits looking embarrassed. I skipped a day in Japanese class though so I don't know what it means.

we bred this animal to be aas noisy and annoying as possible on purpose and then we put one in every house in the planet

basically the only thing i want is for the domineeringly cold coolly collected girl in a position of power to give a long winded speech comparing me to a dog