Hope is Punk!

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

The older I get, the stayer I home.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

does a cute pose despite it all

The ex who ghosted me hit me up 8 months later. Isn't that wild?

Before, all I wanted was for him to be back in my life, but he asked to be and I said no.

STAY STRONG!!! STAY STROOOONG!!!

our age of Hi is collapsing

The age of haigh is upon us, a chairde 🇮🇪🙌💪

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

The ex who ghosted me hit me up 8 months later. Isn't that wild?

Before, all I wanted was for him to be back in my life, but he asked to be and I said no.

looking for a group of 5 to 7 women who will sit on the floor and wail with me in grief