Hope is Punk!

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

do nuns have pockets

image: tweet. "I can fit a dvd UNDETECTED in one of my habit pockets. (Which is handy for a #MediaNun). tweet is by Sister Bethany, fsp @ SrBethanyFSP, whose profile picture is herself with a jesus christ statue. end ID.

Telling my kids this is The Backroom

love that the question does homosexuality exist in nature was such a big thing for a while like LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Image ID: an illustration of a skeleton lifting a barbell with 100kg weights on it. there is white text on top of the image, broken up into several lines. each line is in a different font. together, they read: "MY BODY IS A / MACHINE / THAT / DOESN'T / WORK / very good". /.End ID]

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

Did you guys know there was an attempted lunar eclipse last night??

Attempted

Cause they stopped it

In time

Did you guys know there was an attempted lunar eclipse last night??

Attempted

Cause they stopped it

Did you guys know there was an attempted lunar eclipse last night??

Attempted

[Image ID: Tweet from rachel (@/ whyHisBald) reading: taking too long in the bar bathroom not bc I'm doing drugs but bc I'm reading all the writing on the walls and reflecting on how it represents the beauty and complexity of humanity /End ID]