Miss Behaving

At the end of the day my main goal is still to blow up n then act like I don’t know nobody

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

as a former suicidal 16 y/o the only thing that pulled me up was my internet friends (since i had none irl) and having a 3rd space online. all these bans would be helpful if there were actually systems to replace what they are taking away, but instead we are just isolating and endangering vulnerable kids even more

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

i’m sorry what the FUCK does this mean

suck my balls through my huge cargo shorts

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man