Miss Behaving

At the end of the day my main goal is still to blow up n then act like I don’t know nobody

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

mickey 17 and project hail mary have the same energy you feel me, weird but loveable guys in space. end post

wait not end of post. put them in situations and add cute alien life form

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever