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Big Thirsty

serve the lady

this is it, i’m dead, this has killed me

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

it got better.

i’m making alana listen to stuck in the drive thru by weird al and she has no prior knowledge of this song or that it’s 11 minutes long

about 8 minutes in i said “this is the longest goddamn song in the fucking world” and courtney looked at me like i was insane and said “it’s only 3 minutes?” and i BELIEVED THEM

PRANK’D

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

reblog for easter

Have you ever heard someone say something SO straight that you can’t even process it right away? Like it’s not homophobic or ignorant or anything its just SO straight that you have to sit there for a few minutes silently because your queer brain can’t even process it?

fuck that’s valid