face down in the mud next to a squished lemon

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

@kiwisoap

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Kitty cats will curl up into such a round circle

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

it's perform your task tuesday

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

Of course, what else am I supposed to do? Just piss all over the floor cause I cant see shit?

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies