blehhhh :3

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

wow...theres creature species called an mutual...nature is beautiful

great picture for my iNaturalist, thanlk you all

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Masculinity is a prison to you. I on the other hand am frolicking in it like a beautiful meadow.

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

well thank god he’s not dead

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

I just want to get dicked down again =/

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor