Muppet Man

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

you could get minecraft texture packs for real life.

This vid will always crack me up no matter how may times I see it 😂

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

Should I go get a Diet Coke and then put cherry liquor in it and take my panties off?

sucking on a worthless original

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest