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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Origami Around
Claire Keane
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Mike Driver
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@swordarmsaxelegs
Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"
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making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck
Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.
In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.
"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????
a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women
As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame
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why yes I have seen tinks
You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?
no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain
yay!
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!
[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]
hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)
boss just shared his chatgpt instance and it's talking like this. what the fuck did you do to it man.
this does feel kind of revelatory in that like. sometimes you meet someone who wants you to apologise but they never actually seem to be satisfied with any kind of explanation you can give. i've always wondered what they wanted to hear -- and I feel like now I know.
they got ads for nothing now
oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦
Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.
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girls will be like i needed this and it's just four nerds in space.
This is worth reading.
“Psychologist Barbara Fredrickson’s research tells us that emotions like awe and wonder do not just feel good in the moment. They literally broaden our thinking and build long-term psychological resilience. People who regularly experience awe are more creative, more connected, and less susceptible to the feeling that everything is about to fall apart. Awe is a biological reset button, and four humans went to the moon and pushed it for all of us, and your body knew what to do with that before you maybe had words for it.”
"Here’s what happened. Four humans got into a rocket and went to the moon, farther from Earth than any humans have ever traveled in the history of our species. And they were so good at it, so genuinely moved by it, and so articulate about what they were seeing and feeling, that millions of people who have been running on anxiety and dread for the last eleven years just stopped for a moment and finally exhaled."
What right-wing dudes think they need to look like in order to be attractive:
The type of guy I consistently notice people actually want to fuck:
I know people who will go insane on the spot whenever they see him injured and broken.
The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021
not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool
ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted
This may be the best Pride merch I've seen from a major corporation.
Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.
And the assless chaps sold out on June 1.
They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."
I think Levi's donates to Outreach International every year too, as well as sponsoring pride events and other community support. They were offering Same Sex domestic partner benefits to employees in the 90s, and have been very public about their support for pro-lgbt legislation all through the 2000s.
So, you know, a giant corporation that walks the walk pretty consistently.
All chaps are assless
Yes.
I think they're generally called assless when they are worn with, uh..., just a codpiece or similar underneath.
oh cool i get to talk about chaps vs assless chaps. strangely enough assless chaps cover more of you than regular chaps.
chaps were used by cowboys and then motorcyclists to protect the legs/pants from kicked up debris and in some cases to provide warmth when traveling at high speeds in winter.
regular chaps are basically a belt with footless socks. they are meant to go over other pants and they will display the ass AND dick/pizzone, like so.
assless chaps were made afaik to be a fetish garment. it is meant to be worn as its own garment. it covers the front bits but leaves the bootycheeks out to air. sometimes the front is a codpiece/thong deal but sometimes it looks very "business in the front party in the back" deal.
my source is that im gay and my dad rides motorcycles.
excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy
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"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
