I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.
why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin
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I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.
why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin
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I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE
I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDNâT OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCESÂ
#thank you donald for keeping our country safe
He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.
The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII
my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duckâs us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices
The fuck.
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - âIâm Yoursâ using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
When youâre too broke to afford a Launchpad
i talked to some members of a black cult yesterday who think that theyâre the actual descendants of israel (with no proof). they literally want to enslave white people (along with Asians and Arabs) and think thereâs a prophecy in the bible for it. they use antisemitic slurs against actual jewish people and say that the holocaust was just white on white violence and deserved. one guy told me that iâm a sin because of my parentsâ interracial marriage and said that jesus will beat me upon his return because i speak before men and wear pants.Â
it has really been a long time since Iâve heard that kind of foul stuff spoken, it was really shocking. they call themselves black hebrew israelites, if you bump into one, know that they are not jewish, and that their ideas are dangerous.

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Anybody home?
THIS IS SO CUTE??
I hate this post with every fiber of my being
I feel like harrison ford made this post
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This is the relaxed poptart. Reblog for one relaxing semester
This is what time lapse photography was invented for.
I legit just stared at this for like⌠30 minutes giggling my face off
nyoom
this was a rollercoaster from start to finish
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: âI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteâ in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like âthe fuck is wrong with youâ
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
âSprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concernedâ
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donât actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINâT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madnessâŚ
âwe donât actually have what you guys consider lemonadeâ
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the⌠Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? đ¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iâm pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnât seem to be a common brand so Iâd ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeÂ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itâs not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemâs four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as âEarthlingsâ or âSpriteloidsâ interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youâll sometimes get Sprite, but if itâs proper itâs a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iâve had gassosa, itâs AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole âlemonade and Sprite are interchangeableâ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so⌠what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ⌠not fizzy⌠in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy âfresh squeezed lemonadeâ at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itâs diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnât so overpowering.Â
In the south, itâs very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youâd ask for âLimonadeâ and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itâll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canât remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnât even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ⌠this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereâs a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canât buy it like that from a store. And thereâs nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donât know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if youâre using it as a mixer, youâre less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, itâs a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, itâs still going to be premade rather than fresh.Â
OH GOD THATâS WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
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This post was a roller coaster!
Youâre welcome
This is the most useful thing Iâve ever reblogged.
i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin mustâve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice
Same ^

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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.Â
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, theyâre amazing.
Read more.
I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!Â
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.Â
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, âthe Beautiful and the Good.âÂ
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being âHow could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?âÂ
God, I adore history.Â
âIf these tits are legit, you must acquit.â