im a cyberbully

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack

looks like a gta online lobby

napoleon dynamite 2017

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

Tbh singers from the 60’s,70’s and 80’s are still unmatched in vocals

summer mood: topless in a hammock. lips glossed. fully hydrated and eating a whole mango

Goals

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise