Hi I'm Asri

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

Gooning is corny #thereisaidit

My names Corny Gooning and I invented a new hairbrush for men to use on their chest and arm hair. I died in 1905.

"the pvp on this site is brutal" "this website's hatemail game is insane" you guys werent here from 2013-2016. they shot you if you reblogged from someone who reblogged from someone who liked kill la kill.

stop hitting yourself

do you actually want (fetish related thing) or do you just (attempt at psychoanalysis that reveals more about OP than anything else)

do you actually have a lactation fetish or are you just dehydrated right now

Do you actually have a lactation fetish or did you forget to buy milk and remember to buy cereal

take that dirk strider tag off yhat post about my life or so help me god

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

not true. remeber in the hospital when he said “ this is my…. Dark Moon twister!” and used his spin attack to hurt all the doctors