nebby reynolds.

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

This is one of my favorite monologues in all of fiction, and I think the voice legitimately, unironically adds to the experience. With the modern connotation we now have surrounding this voice of faux cheeriness, machine generated empathy, machine generated “humanity”, to hear that voice declare utter despisal of life on earth for damning it… its poetry. It’s the only remake of I Have No Mouth we need.

The fact that "high culture" is still associated with the rich, even though the actual rich people are now just tacky, tasteless, Trumpy-Musky human trash bags.

The rich aren't into opera and ballet; they're into monster trucks and UFC and going to Dubai.

Honestly if the entire socioeconomic demographic had the smallest lick of class, it might...well, it wouldn't redeem them, but it might at least make them tolerable. But they don't. They're trash. They are relentlessly, and I mean in the full pejorative sense, American.

sometimes I reblog a post only to see the cool blog I’m trying to Get With also posted it further down and I could have reblogged it from them to keep up my months long wooing strategy of showing up in their notifications occasionally and now I gotta start all over

[Image ID: Tumblr post from sour-charity on Apr 22, 2024 reading: Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it's actually a thought we've all had at some point in our lives /End ID]