𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑜

(I’m not going to tag the other two so they don’t see this right away…)

Vel is a CHRONIC complainer. Worse than Ethan. She’s always fucking nagging and “Vox, do this!” and “Vox, don’t forget that!” Infuriating. And she can keep her snide comments about my fashion taste to her satan-damned self.

Val is the messiest sinner I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing. Satan, that man needs a maid. Not like that. Clothes and… gear, everywhere. Not to mention the empty coffee containers, cigarette ash, and drug paraphernalia scattered across his entire suite. And his filming schedule? Somehow MESSIER.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. My colleagues and I do work together seamlessly, despite my… slight grievances with their personalities. We’re a team, and we WILL conquer anyone that gets in our way.

okay since we’re reheating other bitches nachoes online i guess its my turn 🙄🙄🙄

1. vox WHIMPERS AND WHINES in bed. thats right. he may fool you with his scary media demon shit…but like…i know what you are. 😒😒😒

2. another thing about being in bed with vox…he SNORES. LOUD. (id show everyone a video but lowkey im in my pjs and im drinking a manhattan and i rlly dont want to leave my studio xx)

4. my filming schedule WORKS thank you very much. 🖕 if i change something last minute everyone has to comply because i FUCKING OWN THEM. like????? whats not clicking????

5. if you EVER talk shit about vel online again i will rip your head BACK OFF and make you watch while i rip your limbs off.

6. OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! i wrote at least 2 thirds of VOX POPULI and didnt get ANY CREDIT??? he almost veegpted it. i stopped him.

but listen i like to think of it as less of a BRIBE and more like a…repayment for being such a bitch 💵😛😛

im fucking DONE talking to his stupid face though.