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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

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nongunktional

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

nongunktional

tautological wordle answer

nongunktional

minovskyy

posts that make you open wordle

minovskyy

chryza

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

chryza

WHAT THE FUCK

chryza

#I HAD A NOTEBOOK OUT. I HAD FOUR LETTERS BY THE SECOND ANSWER. IT WAS INSANE.

quadriceps-deactivated20171230

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

raccoonmilf

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

raccoonmilf

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

raccoonmilf

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

raccoonmilf

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

raccoonmilf

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

fipindustries

secret-gracerocky-sideblog

you know, it's kind of weird I haven't seen any fics or whatnot with adrian hearing about gracerocky (like maybe rocky refers to grace as his mate or some other relationship marker in his radio contact to erid) and their reaction is oh thank GOD he found someone to love up there. thank god there was something good to get him through all the awful parts as alive and untraumatized as possible. thank god he wasn't alone, thank god someone was there to do what I wasn't able to because I wasn't there. I want him loved and cared for and safe and happy and whole more than I care about getting to be the one to provide. thank GOD first contact with intelligent life was an alien with enough sense to love rocky. thank god.

#phm

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todaysbird

Today's bird is this great blue heron :>

#birds

ferweenie

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

kayla-denker

The fact that she remained silent as thousands of them vehemently claimed "it makes more sense for Jax to be transmasc" shows how much mental fortitude she has. I would have committed a homicide.

creativereid

Ardea cinerea

#birds

aroace-ryland-grace

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

rosecrystal

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

ashintheairlikesnow

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

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steelart

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

onlinebeast

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

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DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

walmartnoodle

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

its-too-many-fandoms

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

#phm

lezbians

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

#IM FUCKINH SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

#a whip #no im def hitting myself getting it tangled btwn using it etc

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psilocervidae

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

psilocervidae

Look at her don't you love her

moldavite

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

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