how lucky indeed.

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

you know, it's kind of weird I haven't seen any fics or whatnot with adrian hearing about gracerocky (like maybe rocky refers to grace as his mate or some other relationship marker in his radio contact to erid) and their reaction is oh thank GOD he found someone to love up there. thank god there was something good to get him through all the awful parts as alive and untraumatized as possible. thank god he wasn't alone, thank god someone was there to do what I wasn't able to because I wasn't there. I want him loved and cared for and safe and happy and whole more than I care about getting to be the one to provide. thank GOD first contact with intelligent life was an alien with enough sense to love rocky. thank god.

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

The fact that she remained silent as thousands of them vehemently claimed "it makes more sense for Jax to be transmasc" shows how much mental fortitude she has. I would have committed a homicide.