See a king's daughter wield a sword.

lmfao this copy of treasure island has reading comprehension questions at the end

Questing Beast’s drag name is Miss Identified.

You’d think Egyptian mythology would be as popular for video games as Greek and Norse mythology but because of racism you’d be wrong.

Think, specifically, about how many video games that center Greek, Roman, Norse, Arthurian (I think that’s what it’s called when Camelot and such is involved), Christian/Christian adjacent (heaven and hell, angels and demons without explicitly mentioning the Bible or Biblical figures) mythos for their stories. I’ve played a few games that incorporate Chinese and Japanese mythos into their games, and I’m sure there are more that I haven’t heard of, but the last AAA game I recall to have Egyptian mythology was Assassin’s Creed: Origins and that wasn’t exactly a mythological story but that’s beside the point. I’d also love some more Maya and Aztec centered games, I’m sure there are some stories there that an action video game can be built around. There are a lot of pantheons out there is what I’m saying, and the chance to do something different with the action adventure genre in the gaming industry.

I’m not even talking about meticulously faithful, word-for-word direct translation of epics from these mythos’, or creative retelling of said stories; there aren’t even like, modernized and/or loose adaptations of them. Not even chopped up, bastardized (not that it would be a good thing necessarily) versions of them. Its untapped potential is all.

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

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