Fruit Flies Everywhere

The Shiny Clefable dons the Galaxy Crown! This was a Patreon Drawing request I finished recently.

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

“I’ve gone the wrong shagging way,” Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil’s dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpendicularly between the unsexy walls. “Yeah, baby!” said nobody, since this was not good.