ROAN

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

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you can improvise?!?! YEAH give me a suggestion i'll improvise give me anything!! okay uhh y- youre uh you're MATT . I mean Ok you gotta be someone different..... maybe im a DOORMAT. Here i am: AH!! Im being stepped on! BUT. I get to look up everybody's dress 😗 [wolf whistle] No something else Like Maybe Um... you're Matt but um you don't have your Hat. But IMPROVISED so I still have the hat on: AH My GOD! The WEATHER! Torrential Rain! If only I had a hat... and maybe I'm a janitor as well? Ma'am, I'm sorey, I know you wanted the Hatted Janitor– Yeah but where Are you? ...Surface of Mars. [chchchk] I'm the only Janitor! On the Surface of Mars! AGh! There's the leaking pipe!!! [huh huh huh] and there's these wild– Mynochs, sucking the power– WHO ARE THEY? pull out: Han Solo's Blaster. WHAT??!!! [psshh] blows away. fireworks, as it explodes. From where?? Turns out that we're actually the eyes of two lovers watching the fireworks fourth of July They turn to one another [GASP] I just had a dream I was on Mars and I was a janitor – the guy says: ME. TOO. Were you a guy or a girl? And she's like: I was a guy. And then they–... THEY DREAM TOGETHER????? She, pulls him close, says "Don't let it be weird" they realise that they love each other, start kissing– OH my god– and then [GASP] On Mars. The guy woke up that was HIS. NIGHTMARE. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AaaaAAuggh AAAH!! the Mynoch has broken into the pipe and he's being eaten AAAHH LET ME GO BACK LET ME GO BACK [small explosion] eating him??– is he sleeping???? Tune in– Tune in next time.