i guess i AM a famished fella

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

just watched a deeply derivative analog horror video and frankly it was not good but it featured the line "oh my god stuart was right, somebody broke into our house. i thought he was like dumb or something" which makes it an immediate 10/10

You can lie when you name things

[ID: A Google result for Red Delicious apples, showing a few different photos of them. End ID]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

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[ID: Colorful digital art of Ryland Grace by @pristienne. Grace is a blond white man with blue eyes; he has glasses that are dangling around his chin, an orange jacket tied around his waist, and a black shirt that says "girls just wanna have fun-ding for scientific research". He has one fist outstretched as if for a fist bump. The sunset aroace flag is the background, and there is text beside his head saying, "Hey girl— I mean they, love is in the air? Wrong!" with "Taumoeba leak." in a different text style at the bottom of the image. All of the text is in all caps. End ID]

replace one word of your url with bitch

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

bitchdontexist734 is fun

sell-my-bitch

itz bitch morning baby . used as an alternative to good morning. bitch morning

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

How are my sweetie pees

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