Because you are my friend

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

one thing about me is i will tell you i love you

can you please make one for Ireland

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

If I had wings I'd use them to shelter you from the rain. By the way

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

i love reading, i love thinking about what i am currently reading, i love thinking about what i am going to read next, i love being privileged enough to be able to read, read, read, and read so much that i never tire of it

If I had a shilling for every time this happened, I'd have at least two.

which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice