Because, reasons!

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters