You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

I don’t follow soccer at all so I have no feelings on the World Cup, but I’m loving seeing people discover the US for the first time and finding joy here.

My general vibe of US politics right now is that the giant monstrous beast that's been threatening us has now been reduced to something more like a rabid raccoon that's been backed into a cage and on one hand you've gotta keep a level head and let nature take its course because that thing is clearly at death's door and won't be a problem much longer but on the other hand it's still screeching and scratching everyone and it's a major pain in the ass and still really dangerous so I'm just listening to it wreak havoc and thinking "jesus christ dude can you just fucking die already"

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

:/

architects laying on their drafts, kicking their feet up and twirling their hair...