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making tom fuck a fleshlight while he begs you to let him use your pussy instead. best he gets is you allowing him to makeout with your neck when his pumps his fake pussy. uneven pumps, of course.
or or or, robby thinking he's getting upgraded to using a fleshlight while watching jack fuck you, only for jack to just really hone in the fact he's fucking your PERFECT, REALLLL PUSSY. he just starts playing with your gaping hole in front of robby, holding you open while your walls visibly clench around his ropes of cum dripping down to your ass. and and and and
ormund finding out simple targ!reader has a sweet tooth and immediately pavolov dog's her into associating him with joy and pleasure by giving her sweets n' treats...only to find out aemond and/or larys have been doing the same thing since she was a child...
Idk if you plan on writing more for Ormund butttt id be very happy if you did 😘 especially the simple!targ reader dynamic
a harmless jest (unintentionally ragebaiting ormund pt 2)
you make the mistake of telling ormund of a time when daeron humorously wrote to you of his odor sensitivities...
WC: 3.9k // scent kink, obsessive!ormund x afab targ!reader, anger issues, misogyny, slut-shaming, mentions of abuse, manipulation, ormund takes reader's POV of him insanely seriously and won't admit it, ormund's feelings are hurt, not as filthy in thought but still delicious cause ormund is whining and suffering, daeron matters to him enough that he can't control his rage around you this time, reader straight up lying about daeron loving ormund and she don't even know it // headcanons based on some draft scenes that will not be shown in savor pt 2. //
With Lord Ormund being here for the time being, you can't help but think of what little you have learned of him through your correspondence with his ward, your brother Daeron. You can only think of it as mere curiosity that he is a guest you met for the first time days ago, and yet, with the privilege of having a sibling who was raised by him, you know more of him than most acquaintances.
Though if you can be so risky, you would like to think of yourself more as a friend to your Lord Ormund. The thought makes you happy.
What you remember of the lord of Oldtown makes you laugh as it once did all those years ago when Daeron wrote of it. It was in childish handwriting, nestled between ramblings of his Tessarion being stubborn and a complaint about his teachings.
'My sire can smell an onion rotting from three rooms away. I think his nose was given the authority of a small lordship all its own.'
His quip had been followed by a drawing of a nose wearing a crown. You had thought it terribly funny when you were younger, even though lords do not wear crowns.
When Ormund mentions the miserable state of the Red Keep kitchens, you remember once more, thinking he would find it humorous as well. That is all.
"Princess, I hope you do not find my opinions on the state of your home insulting."
"My brother once wrote that you could smell a spoiled vegetable through three rooms. I shall not take it to heart."
You expect Ormund to scoff, to laugh, even. He is a...man of smiles, for the most part. You enjoy that about him.
He halts himself from drinking, his cup stopping halfway to his mouth.
"What?"
You are sitting across from him in his guest chambers and have simply been watching him abuse the quality of the meat put before him. You smile.
"He wrote it to me once, he was only jesting. But I see what he means. You have a keen sense of smell, my lord."
You defend Daeron only from the lecture you assume is coming as you take in Ormund's nostrils flaring and how he blinks several times, but not quickly. He lowers his cup.
Perhaps he does not care for the food, he did take a full moment to complain about it before you mentioned the letter, after all.
"Does he jest...often in the letters he writes to you? Particularly of the lord who has raised him in the light of the Seven and with great effort?"
"Not as often as he once did when he was a mere boy, but he still mentions you fondly. Occasionally."
Ormund flexes his hand against the table, then his other against his thigh before straightening his spine against the chair, although it was already quite rigid. He bears good posture.
"...What else did he say, Princess? Does he say?"
You think. Ormund watches you, head tilting and lifted.
There ought not to be enough material concerning Lord Ormund Hightower stored inside that pretty little head to require consideration, sweetling.
"Well, let me see. I must admit, for me, your reputation preceded you in the letters from my little brother. There is a lot to sift through. Um..."
...Why do your eyes wander up while you search your memory? Why can he practically see you counting all the times Daeron has mentioned him to you, without praise and with insolence??
"Think hard. Take your time."
Perhaps Daeron has told you of the time his sire ordered his entire chamber stripped because he knew damn well that a mouse had died somewhere. Perhaps he told you about those oranges he has sent back because he was already softening when they were delivered.
Daeron had been three and ten, then. The little shit had sat silently at the table while Ormund informed the steward of what is common sense he should expect of an Oldtown steward---that softness always precedes rot.
Thinking of the moment now, there had been something suspicious about the boy's expression.
Had the two of you laughed at his meager desire for fresh fucking fruit?
"I do not remember anything cruel. Daeron is a kind boy---"
"Yes, I would know. But I am not asking for accounts of cruelty, Princess. I merely want to see how the young prince I have raised perceives me...and how he leads others to."
Sweetling Targaryen whore, Ormund is sure you would not know cruelty unless it threw you over its lap and began striking you across your thick ass.
From the sound of it, you might need just that.
"Oh. Well, yes." You nod and try to match his posture. Lord Ormund seems to be growing cross. It must be impatience with your poor memory. How ashamed you grow. "He said you mislike unpleasant smells."
Lord Ormund stares, lips curling before pursing slightly, eyes looking away and down at the wood of the table. That must not be enough.
"He told me you mislike them immensely---"
"I am aware of the degree to which I dislike them. It is a simple sensitivity to horrendous odors. Forgive me, Princess. I am considering why my ward considers this information worthy of dissemination throughout the royal family."
You only grow more confused.
Yes, why should you understand his...distress at this revelation that Daeron mocks him in letters? You, unfortunately, never got to be his near-daughter and watch your lord raise Daeron into something disciplined and worthy of pride, correcting his endless deficiencies from his Targaryen half until something divine emerged under his hand.
All the effort...the love he's put into raising the boy, and the boy has repaid nearly two decades of devotion with what? By...by---
"This is all very...amusing."
"Oh, it was. He drew a nose wearing a crown. To put emphasis on what he meant, I think."
Lord Ormund's eyes snap up.
By drawing crowned noses for his distant, harlot sister??
"He drew what?"
He must not have heard you. You smile at the memory. "A nose. With a little crown. Quite childish, but he has quite a talent for drawing."
Lord Ormund simply looks at you, the muscles of his jaws tensing. You suppose he is trying to imagine the drawing and finding Daeron's juvenille artistry as ridiculous as you do. You will search for the letter later to aide him.
That little nose, such detail!
"My lord, you must understand, I only laugh at the drawing," Your admission is followed by a grin you cannot help. "Daeron tried very hard to make it properly---"
You are interrupted by Lord Ormund rising from his chair. Quite harshly, you think.
Harsh enough that his chair flies behind him, striking and rattling against the floor before he slams his palms into the table.
"Lord Ormund---"
It is enough that you jump back for your own to scrape under you as it bumps your legs, and for these moments, you do not understand what has happened at all.
Men have been angry in your presence, of course. Aegon is your eldest brother. Aemond is your second eldest.
"Seven fucking helllllssssss!"
But men have never shouted at you. You are a princess! None have ever struck things with rage in your presence, at the very least!
And you cannot understand what has---what is happening, because you and Lord Ormund...
You thought you were having fun with him. As his friend. You do not understand.
"A fucking nose?!" He is no longer looking at you, but for your heart that finds your throat, perhaps that is a good thing. "A crowned. Fucking. Nose? That fucking boy! After all I have done for him---"
His voice comes crashing in volume and harshened on every other syllable.
He sweeps the plate of supper from the table and, with it, his wine. It spills all over the stone floor as the ceramic plate breaks in one blow.
"That ungrateful little shit!"
You go quiet soon after a gasp as Lord Ormund continues to rage, your hand closing around the edge of your chair and other to your throat. The door is behind him. You do not think he'll take kindly to you running. You would scream if you could be sure a guard would reach you before he could do anything.
You would run, yes? You scream, yes? If you could. You're sure of it. You just...cannot decide whether calling a guard would be unnecessary. He has not hurt you. Not yet.
He has only taken to kicking his leg through a wooden dresser.
"He will sorely be punished!"
A nose.
Daeron had sat in his household, eaten at his table, gifted great masters, toys, swords, received everything Ormund thought necessary to make a scholarly, heavenly prince out of him---and gone laughing to his sister. His sweet sister.
His beautiful harlot sister.
It must be you that infests the boy's mind, or else he has failed to snuff out his Targaryen blood!
"I can overlook observations, children are stupid and enjoy letting others know. That! Is understood. But a prince, my ward, ought eventually to acquire enough fucking judgment to know what is jesting and what is insolence! What is---what is making a mockery of your elder!"
"Lord Ormund---"
"You have indulged Daeron, I'm sure---"
"No!"
Ormund runs his palms over his coat before he flicks his hands, as if he's ridding himself of the disgust for the situation at hand. "To take a private peculiarity of his guardian and turn it into court entertainment is precisely the sort of careless familiarity that breeds disrespect. Something to give his sister a laugh!"
"I have never indulged him because he is nothing to indulge---my-my lord! And it is not court entertainment if you think otherwise. He only sent it to me---"
"Yes! Exactly!"
You flinch and grasp your chair as his voice echoes. Ormund halts his pace toward you.
He knows the look on your face. Servants have worn it. Stewards as well, along with knights and messengers who carry him displeasing news.
Daeron, when younger, before he learned that his sire's occasional bouts of anger are justified and only in need of handling. Yes, this is nothing so novel in his temper. It is swift and often productive for his mental bearings.
...But his sweetling harlot of the Red Keep has never lived with it, let alone even witnessed it.
"Princess," Ormund pulls on the end of his coat, his head lowering, his eyes small, his lips pursing once more. "I think I need to explain what has taken place here. Let me find myself. My bearings."
The cold his heart is beginning to bear isn't guilt, as that would mean his outrage itself was wrong. No, never. But he, Princess, has shown you his routine ugliness before he legally possesses the right to demand that you endure it.
That he can admit. He has never been blinded by ego.
Ormund is sure it would be easier to teach you if you were his ward or wife, bound to remain when the room becomes conventionally 'unbearable', but you are not, because, as he's said many times before, the Gods send their challenges to the strongest among the realm.
Too soon. This could surely turn you away from him, and he cannot have that.
Not when you have burdened him with your savor and beauty and potential for discipline. What fault he may have here, you would be a demonic temptress to leave him in the cold at this one harsh, premature moment.
Lord Ormund closes his eyes, and for a moment, there is only his and your breathing. You try to make yours quieter. Surely he will become angrier at being feared. In all, the spilled wine reeks, and so does the meat all over the stone beneath your feet.
You watch, with the bob of his throat, Lord Ormund reaching for his pomander. You do not blame him as he brings it toward his nose---
And your heart stops when he stops to look at you.
"What?"
You're only thinking that the silver thing belongs to Lord Ormund, your friend. He may become that man again if he keeps smelling it, as he does. It always seems to calm him.
You don't know why your eyes on it seem to put tension in his muscles again.
"Nothing, my lord."
Ormund lowers his pomander. "Why are you looking at me?"
...Even in a world where Daeron has not made the mistake of mocking the lord who has cared for him greatly, you have watched Ormund use the pomander yourself. You have witnessed his...one peculiarity.
Somewhere inside that guileless head of yours, there is an assessment of him. Perhaps you think him ridiculous or have snickered beside your ladies. All in feminine gossip about Lord Ormund's delicate nose.
"Princess, what has our Daeron precisely said about me misliking odors, save for a drawing of my lordly nose?"
He has never wanted you to be his ward so badly. You need a great spanking.
"Precisely? I can-cannot remember every word."
"You will have the lord of Oldtown in your debt if you try."
Even if his presumptions are not true, the fact that the possibility exists is enough justification for punishment! Enough for his anger to change direction, at the very fucking least!
"Well...all he has said about your mislike specifically is that you notice smells very quickly, and that you also mislike spoiled food."
This stern gentleness in Lord Ormund's voice frightens you even more so. Shouting and thrashing had at least told you what his anger looked like. You do not know what answer he wants. You know only that he wants one.
Perhaps giving it correctly will return your lord to who he was before.
"He said you prefer sweet-smelling scents when there is sickness in Oldtown, and I vaguely...I vaguely remember that you ridded your household of a servant cause he smelt of onion."
He watches your face for the sneer, for the suppressed amusement of a child, and it is your luck with the Seven that he finds none. Why do they reward you for your insolence? The answer must be in the way he'll one day be allowed to feel your belly swallow his cock whole.
Look, the filth you arise in him.
"It was as if he had eaten an astonishing quantity. Did Daeron write his account as simply that, an account? Or was there a need to humiliate his uncle throughout all his correspondence with you?"
"No, my lord!---"
"And what do you think?"
...Is this still an inquiry into Daeron's supposed misconduct?
"Of...of your habits, Lord Ormund?"
"Yes."
Oh, how Ormund despises how carefully he watches you, the anger and violence within it has left his posture taut, but he feels something near boyishness in its aftermath. He needs the answer.
Gods damn you.
"I did not think anything bad, I do not know what you want me to say."
Neither does he, really. He knows only what he does not want, but he doesn't think even you are simple enough to blurt out that you find him fussy or effeminate, and if you did, he'd rather tear the room apart once more than hear those words leave your trollop lips.
...But it is his right to know if they do, and in turn, to know that you are lying to his face.
"Do you find it...excessive?"
Your eyes widen slightly. You're not sure any answer you could give Lord Ormund would make him happy again. He turns away from you, gripping the edge of the ruined dresser, his head lifting.
"Do not be frightened, Princess. I only ask a question. Do not think me so callous to ever even think of harming a daughter of the crown. I had a momentary outburst...is all."
You take a cautious step toward him. How he can sound cross with you even now, you do know. It is why you are not even sure why you come closer to him at all.
Perhaps because he has turned his back and seems less dangerous that way, or maybe because standing across the ruined room from him makes the two of you feel like enemies, and you cannot bear not knowing when that happened.
He hears you make way to him, your slow feet against the stone. Your scent closing in.
The audacity you do not know you bear is fucking unbearable. How he has lasted this long without taking you to bed is only because of the strength the Seven have given him.
"When we were children, Daeron once wrote three whole pages detailing his anger with me because I had called Tessarion ugly. I only did so because he did not answer my last few letters, and I became cross with him...he would not make jokes about you, if you think they are jokes, if he feared you would cease loving him for them."
...This is manipulation for the sake of your brother. You are trying to say the boy from punishment.
Or do you genuinely interpret the boy's jokes not as disrespect, but as the security a child would have jesting about their good father?
Simple, simple girl trying her best, either way.
And in an attempt not to give the room another lashing and lose his head from your fear making itself known to a knight somewhere, he'll find that sweet and impressive rather than a whore thinking she can soothe him.
"You presume a great deal concerning my relationship with your brother---"
"You have hurt yourself, may I, my lord?"
Ormund looks to where his knuckles have reddened and scabbed.
The insanity of you, is this another attempt to demean him? Or to convince him that you will forget of this moment before you go running to your handmaidens? No, even if this only concerns principle, he cannot have a Princess doting on him so.
...Not with her soft, pretty hands, desperate to tend to him. Are you desperate to tend to him? That shall give Ormund a laugh.
And warmth in his heavy cock.
You will be punished for the filth you make a man bear out of wedlock one day, Princess, if the Gods are just.
"It is nothing, Princess. I do not require consilation, but I thank you---"
He turns to find that at his answer, you have taken to gathering broken pieces of ceramic. The hilarity he finds himself in.
"What are you doing? Put it down."
You obey. Good. At least there is still some order left in the realm.
"You are a princess. There are servants for this. There are...who knows you are here?"
He can tell by your trembling that you are still frightened, and servants or otherwho will return soon enough and find the wine soaking a ruined room.
They will find a scared little Targaryen princess in the middle of it, as if her blood isn't rife with cunning. But you are the expection to your savage race, are you not? Yes, it his mistake to assume you could handle his anger so immediately.
"My handmaid. And my mother. She might not be aware that I am in your guest chamber, but I did tell her that I meant to ask you about Daeron."
Of course you did. Your mama's sweet, simple grace.
Ormund's thumb pokes once into the tender ridge of his knuckle.
"And what do you intend to tell her when she asks how our conversation went?"
You glance at the broken dish. It would be easy if the answer might be lying among it. But your mother tells you often, the truth is just, and it is the best answer.
"That you became angry?"
"No, no." Lord Ormund smiles, and that is a return of joy that you enjoy yourself. His tongue makes a slight, wet smacking noise. His voice is now gentle, as it usually is. You are much relieved.
You are just not sure why he would ask you if he had an answer.
"You will tell her that we spoke privately of your brother and came to an understanding."
"...Did we?"
There is no suspicion in the question, which Ormund finds amusing, even after he's become well aware of how simple you are. It is merely hope in your voice.
Ah, sweetling whore. It is as if he was meant to guide you.
"I should like to think so."
Ormund turns your hand within his and encloses it, his palm warm over your fingers. A friendly squeeze.
Relief finds your whole face. It is almost shameful how little tenderness he must offer to produce it. But mostly concerning. Who else do you allow to steer you in such a way?
"I did not mean to embarrass you."
You squeeze his hand. Ormund allows it without much irritation, a friendly squeeze it also is. It is not like he can lift your skirts and take you by the tempting cunt if it was anything else.
"I know, nor would you wish a harmless childhood jest to become a source of discord between Daeron and me. If your mother hears I lost my temper, she will question you. If Daeron hears, he will know you repeated what he wrote in confidence. He may believe you wished to make him appear disloyal.”
Your brow creases, and your lips part in confusion. "I would never.”
"Naturally. But once a private matter is carried beyond a room, we cannot govern what other people make of it. This, my dear princess, began with a confidence between brother and sister. You are sound enough to let it end as such."
You look down at your joined hands.
"Are you still cross with me?"
Oh, how that question nearly undoes all his careful work. Ormund lifts his chin, smile growing wider.
"I was never cross with you."
You glance at the table his hand struck. He tightens his fingers around yours before the evidence can instruct you differently. Do not act as you if you have any intelligence in your head now.
"My anger concerned Daeron's judgment. You merely happened to be the one who brought it to my attention. I would not have your mother distressed by some embellished account suggesting otherwise, nor your brothers imagining they must defend you from an injury you did not suffer."
...You had not considered Daeron receiving some accusing account of what happened here and discovering the old drawing he entrusted to you has caused trouble with Ormund. All because you repeated a harmless jest.
"I will tell no one, Lord Ormund. I promise."
Not even Lord Larys, though you are sure he would understand the situation much better than Aemond or mother would.
"Good." His thumb passes once over your knuckles. "Then we understand one another, don't we?"
You smile. Everything is mended. Although it doesn't feel as if all his anger was solely for Daeron, Ormund has told you the anger was never meant for you. It seems unkind to disbelieve him after he has allowed you to understand.
It does not occur to you that Ormund has apologized for nothing.
"You will not punish Daeron for a jest he made when he was a child, will you?"
"...He will be made aware that I know of his humorous nature with his sister. I have yet to see it so...vibrant with me."
bare // 18+
nsfw tom loftis x younger afab!reader blurb based on this // tom masterlist (includes x reader blog tag) // smut, p in v sex, dirtytalk, clothed female with naked male, sub!tom, manipulation, denial, tom tries to be dom and it's hilarious, he can be but not tonight bby, technically dubcon cause tom pathetically mentions keeping you in a basement, he's just made dumb by ur pussy
It's hard to pick your favorite method of torture for Tom, but what comes close is getting him naked while you've barely granted him the courtesy of taking even your socks off.
The full extent of your undressing is maybe, maybe taking off your shoes, meanwhile your Tommy has surrendered every scrap of dignity down to his bare ass and flushed, suffering cock.
If this isn't second place, it's certainly first.
At first, Tom tells you he likes it cause it makes him look like the animal. There's something dominant, primal about it. Great, he can work with that. He's mumbling smarmy, albeit shy flirts while getting his clammy hands under your skirt.
He gets between your thighs, pushes your panties to the side...
And the guy just starts rutting into you.
There's always this desperate determination Tommy gets once he's past pretending he isn't so fucking needy for you. It gets you really, really wet for him.
...It's just when you start grabbing handfuls of his ass that makes him burn. Because he'll...he's always surprised. Yep. Surprised enough to give you a whine.
He knows it's pathetic! And he doesn't know what to do with the fact that it's so pathetic makes him want to cum inside you even more! Can you blame him, sweetie?
It's---he's fucking his cock stupid inside a very beautiful, much younger woman who looks like she can just get up and head to the grocery store. Do you get why he gets a bit hung up on it?
When you squeeze harder, Tom's hips jerk.
"Don’t do that if you’re going to---"
His cock is dragging against your clenching walls, and the feeling of your pussy probably doest help him with trying to form complete sentences.
His forehead drops onto your shoulder, and his slight belly presses into the fabric of your clothes.
"God damn it!"
Your poor, agitated boy. To soothe him, or to wake him up from his spiraling filth, you usually lean forward to put your mouth on his nipple.
"Fuck!"
It's also fun to see his whole body jerk. How his hands clutch and grasp your waist. You bite gently, just to make his hips lose rhythm.
"...Again. Ag-again, please."
And just to make him beg for what he really wants.
Tom's ass flexes in the grip of your palms, and when he shudders on the next harsher nipple bite, he starts fucking your squelching, greedy pussy faster.
The whole time, he's staring daggers into your sweater, pulling at it.
Pawing at it, really.
"Take this off. Now." You watch his throat bob. "Please."
Tonight's not the night for Dom Tom, you didn't annoy him nearly enough.
Your answer is to dig your fingers into the soft flesh of his ass. Your mayor lets out a hurt noise, his instinct to grind against your groin.
"Please take the skirt off, at least. Pl-please, honey?"
"No."
You can feel Tom's cock jump inside you at that. You watch his face turn beet red. Beautiful.
"...Okay. Okay, honey. Whatever you want. Ju--just next time, I'll force you. I'll rip them off. I'll ke-keep you naked for the fucking week. I'll lock you in the basement and make you stay...stay pussy naked. But I'll---I'll take care of you, you'll just be forced. Okay?"
"Okay, Tommy."
His pathetic compromise, you almost cum right then and there, but there's still the whole round to go---to witness Tom's horny embarrassment and your agreement draining the fight out of him.
Because eventually all the horny embarrassment drains the fight out of him. He stops trying to order you around and stops tugging at your clothes. He should've stopped pretending he needs the situation to be fair when he stripped down to his balls.
He just hunches over you sweating droplets into your blouse while you’re still neat beneath his humping that stretches you out with uneven thrust.
And he lets you hold him by the ass while he fucks you. You kiss his temple. His hips stutter.
Tom whimpers.
"You're so pretty like this, Mr. Mayor."
Your mayor has the gall to look offended, but only to hide his face against your neck before fucking you even harder. It seems that getting asshandled by someone still in her little daytime outfit is harsh evidence that he's lost the argument.
How you two were made for each other, considering his cock appears to be strongly in favor of losing.
the idea of a man whimpering in my ear that he’s totally gonna force me to be naked like he’s gonna walk me on a leash as if I’d let that happen before I get to walk HIM on a leash shouldn’t be hot…BUT IT IS!!!
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savor!reader (targ!reader? simpletarg!reader? sweetling??) not understanding the importance of house colors and decides to wear a very red and black dress thinking ormund will find it different and pretty. meanwhile he's dying!! she with ragebait him for as long as he needs her!!
bare // 18+
nsfw tom loftis x younger afab!reader blurb based on this // tom masterlist (includes x reader blog tag) // smut, p in v sex, dirtytalk, clothed female with naked male, sub!tom, manipulation, denial, tom tries to be dom and it's hilarious, he can be but not tonight bby, technically dubcon cause tom pathetically mentions keeping you in a basement, he's just made dumb by ur pussy
It's hard to pick your favorite method of torture for Tom, but what comes close is getting him naked while you've barely granted him the courtesy of taking even your socks off.
The full extent of your undressing is maybe, maybe taking off your shoes, meanwhile your Tommy has surrendered every scrap of dignity down to his bare ass and flushed, suffering cock.
If this isn't second place, it's certainly first.
At first, Tom tells you he likes it cause it makes him look like the animal. There's something dominant, primal about it. Great, he can work with that. He's mumbling smarmy, albeit shy flirts while getting his clammy hands under your skirt.
He gets between your thighs, pushes your panties to the side...
And the guy just starts rutting into you.
There's always this desperate determination Tommy gets once he's past pretending he isn't so fucking needy for you. It gets you really, really wet for him.
...It's just when you start grabbing handfuls of his ass that makes him burn. Because he'll...he's always surprised. Yep. Surprised enough to give you a whine.
He knows it's pathetic! And he doesn't know what to do with the fact that it's so pathetic makes him want to cum inside you even more! Can you blame him, sweetie?
It's---he's fucking his cock stupid inside a very beautiful, much younger woman who looks like she can just get up and head to the grocery store. Do you get why he gets a bit hung up on it?
When you squeeze harder, Tom's hips jerk.
"Don’t do that if you’re going to---"
His cock is dragging against your clenching walls, and the feeling of your pussy probably doest help him with trying to form complete sentences.
His forehead drops onto your shoulder, and his slight belly presses into the fabric of your clothes.
"God damn it!"
Your poor, agitated boy. To soothe him, or to wake him up from his spiraling filth, you usually lean forward to put your mouth on his nipple.
"Fuck!"
It's also fun to see his whole body jerk. How his hands clutch and grasp your waist. You bite gently, just to make his hips lose rhythm.
"...Again. Ag-again, please."
And just to make him beg for what he really wants.
Tom's ass flexes in the grip of your palms, and when he shudders on the next harsher nipple bite, he starts fucking your squelching, greedy pussy faster.
The whole time, he's staring daggers into your sweater, pulling at it.
Pawing at it, really.
"Take this off. Now." You watch his throat bob. "Please."
Tonight's not the night for Dom Tom, you didn't annoy him nearly enough.
Your answer is to dig your fingers into the soft flesh of his ass. Your mayor lets out a hurt noise, his instinct to grind against your groin.
"Please take the skirt off, at least. Pl-please, honey?"
"No."
You can feel Tom's cock jump inside you at that. You watch his face turn beet red. Beautiful.
"...Okay. Okay, honey. Whatever you want. Ju--just next time, I'll force you. I'll rip them off. I'll ke-keep you naked for the fucking week. I'll lock you in the basement and make you stay...stay pussy naked. But I'll---I'll take care of you, you'll just be forced. Okay?"
"Okay, Tommy."
His pathetic compromise, you almost cum right then and there, but there's still the whole round to go---to witness Tom's horny embarrassment and your agreement draining the fight out of him.
Because eventually all the horny embarrassment drains the fight out of him. He stops trying to order you around and stops tugging at your clothes. He should've stopped pretending he needs the situation to be fair when he stripped down to his balls.
He just hunches over you sweating droplets into your blouse while you’re still neat beneath his humping that stretches you out with uneven thrust.
And he lets you hold him by the ass while he fucks you. You kiss his temple. His hips stutter.
Tom whimpers.
"You're so pretty like this, Mr. Mayor."
Your mayor has the gall to look offended, but only to hide his face against your neck before fucking you even harder. It seems that getting asshandled by someone still in her little daytime outfit is harsh evidence that he's lost the argument.
How you two were made for each other, considering his cock appears to be strongly in favor of losing.
thinking about how delicious it is to be completely clothed while fucking an ass naked tom loftis. just imagine him bare down to his balls, hunched and humping the shit out of you while you're still quite literally in your day clothes. socks aren't even off yet, and you can just take handfuls of his ass with his hot whines in your ear. you can bite his nipples while he begs you to at least let him take off your skirt---
Idk if you plan on writing more for Ormund butttt id be very happy if you did 😘 especially the simple!targ reader dynamic
a harmless jest (unintentionally ragebaiting ormund pt 2)
you make the mistake of telling ormund of a time when daeron humorously wrote to you of his odor sensitivities...
WC: 3.9k // scent kink, obsessive!ormund x afab targ!reader, anger issues, misogyny, slut-shaming, mentions of abuse, manipulation, ormund takes reader's POV of him insanely seriously and won't admit it, ormund's feelings are hurt, not as filthy in thought but still delicious cause ormund is whining and suffering, daeron matters to him enough that he can't control his rage around you this time, reader straight up lying about daeron loving ormund and she don't even know it // headcanons based on some draft scenes that will not be shown in savor pt 2. //
With Lord Ormund being here for the time being, you can't help but think of what little you have learned of him through your correspondence with his ward, your brother Daeron. You can only think of it as mere curiosity that he is a guest you met for the first time days ago, and yet, with the privilege of having a sibling who was raised by him, you know more of him than most acquaintances.
Though if you can be so risky, you would like to think of yourself more as a friend to your Lord Ormund. The thought makes you happy.
What you remember of the lord of Oldtown makes you laugh as it once did all those years ago when Daeron wrote of it. It was in childish handwriting, nestled between ramblings of his Tessarion being stubborn and a complaint about his teachings.
'My sire can smell an onion rotting from three rooms away. I think his nose was given the authority of a small lordship all its own.'
His quip had been followed by a drawing of a nose wearing a crown. You had thought it terribly funny when you were younger, even though lords do not wear crowns.
When Ormund mentions the miserable state of the Red Keep kitchens, you remember once more, thinking he would find it humorous as well. That is all.
"Princess, I hope you do not find my opinions on the state of your home insulting."
"My brother once wrote that you could smell a spoiled vegetable through three rooms. I shall not take it to heart."
You expect Ormund to scoff, to laugh, even. He is a...man of smiles, for the most part. You enjoy that about him.
He halts himself from drinking, his cup stopping halfway to his mouth.
"What?"
You are sitting across from him in his guest chambers and have simply been watching him abuse the quality of the meat put before him. You smile.
"He wrote it to me once, he was only jesting. But I see what he means. You have a keen sense of smell, my lord."
You defend Daeron only from the lecture you assume is coming as you take in Ormund's nostrils flaring and how he blinks several times, but not quickly. He lowers his cup.
Perhaps he does not care for the food, he did take a full moment to complain about it before you mentioned the letter, after all.
"Does he jest...often in the letters he writes to you? Particularly of the lord who has raised him in the light of the Seven and with great effort?"
"Not as often as he once did when he was a mere boy, but he still mentions you fondly. Occasionally."
Ormund flexes his hand against the table, then his other against his thigh before straightening his spine against the chair, although it was already quite rigid. He bears good posture.
"...What else did he say, Princess? Does he say?"
You think. Ormund watches you, head tilting and lifted.
There ought not to be enough material concerning Lord Ormund Hightower stored inside that pretty little head to require consideration, sweetling.
"Well, let me see. I must admit, for me, your reputation preceded you in the letters from my little brother. There is a lot to sift through. Um..."
...Why do your eyes wander up while you search your memory? Why can he practically see you counting all the times Daeron has mentioned him to you, without praise and with insolence??
"Think hard. Take your time."
Perhaps Daeron has told you of the time his sire ordered his entire chamber stripped because he knew damn well that a mouse had died somewhere. Perhaps he told you about those oranges he has sent back because he was already softening when they were delivered.
Daeron had been three and ten, then. The little shit had sat silently at the table while Ormund informed the steward of what is common sense he should expect of an Oldtown steward---that softness always precedes rot.
Thinking of the moment now, there had been something suspicious about the boy's expression.
Had the two of you laughed at his meager desire for fresh fucking fruit?
"I do not remember anything cruel. Daeron is a kind boy---"
"Yes, I would know. But I am not asking for accounts of cruelty, Princess. I merely want to see how the young prince I have raised perceives me...and how he leads others to."
Sweetling Targaryen whore, Ormund is sure you would not know cruelty unless it threw you over its lap and began striking you across your thick ass.
From the sound of it, you might need just that.
"Oh. Well, yes." You nod and try to match his posture. Lord Ormund seems to be growing cross. It must be impatience with your poor memory. How ashamed you grow. "He said you mislike unpleasant smells."
Lord Ormund stares, lips curling before pursing slightly, eyes looking away and down at the wood of the table. That must not be enough.
"He told me you mislike them immensely---"
"I am aware of the degree to which I dislike them. It is a simple sensitivity to horrendous odors. Forgive me, Princess. I am considering why my ward considers this information worthy of dissemination throughout the royal family."
You only grow more confused.
Yes, why should you understand his...distress at this revelation that Daeron mocks him in letters? You, unfortunately, never got to be his near-daughter and watch your lord raise Daeron into something disciplined and worthy of pride, correcting his endless deficiencies from his Targaryen half until something divine emerged under his hand.
All the effort...the love he's put into raising the boy, and the boy has repaid nearly two decades of devotion with what? By...by---
"This is all very...amusing."
"Oh, it was. He drew a nose wearing a crown. To put emphasis on what he meant, I think."
Lord Ormund's eyes snap up.
By drawing crowned noses for his distant, harlot sister??
"He drew what?"
He must not have heard you. You smile at the memory. "A nose. With a little crown. Quite childish, but he has quite a talent for drawing."
Lord Ormund simply looks at you, the muscles of his jaws tensing. You suppose he is trying to imagine the drawing and finding Daeron's juvenille artistry as ridiculous as you do. You will search for the letter later to aide him.
That little nose, such detail!
"My lord, you must understand, I only laugh at the drawing," Your admission is followed by a grin you cannot help. "Daeron tried very hard to make it properly---"
You are interrupted by Lord Ormund rising from his chair. Quite harshly, you think.
Harsh enough that his chair flies behind him, striking and rattling against the floor before he slams his palms into the table.
"Lord Ormund---"
It is enough that you jump back for your own to scrape under you as it bumps your legs, and for these moments, you do not understand what has happened at all.
Men have been angry in your presence, of course. Aegon is your eldest brother. Aemond is your second eldest.
"Seven fucking helllllssssss!"
But men have never shouted at you. You are a princess! None have ever struck things with rage in your presence, at the very least!
And you cannot understand what has---what is happening, because you and Lord Ormund...
You thought you were having fun with him. As his friend. You do not understand.
"A fucking nose?!" He is no longer looking at you, but for your heart that finds your throat, perhaps that is a good thing. "A crowned. Fucking. Nose? That fucking boy! After all I have done for him---"
His voice comes crashing in volume and harshened on every other syllable.
He sweeps the plate of supper from the table and, with it, his wine. It spills all over the stone floor as the ceramic plate breaks in one blow.
"That ungrateful little shit!"
You go quiet soon after a gasp as Lord Ormund continues to rage, your hand closing around the edge of your chair and other to your throat. The door is behind him. You do not think he'll take kindly to you running. You would scream if you could be sure a guard would reach you before he could do anything.
You would run, yes? You scream, yes? If you could. You're sure of it. You just...cannot decide whether calling a guard would be unnecessary. He has not hurt you. Not yet.
He has only taken to kicking his leg through a wooden dresser.
"He will sorely be punished!"
A nose.
Daeron had sat in his household, eaten at his table, gifted great masters, toys, swords, received everything Ormund thought necessary to make a scholarly, heavenly prince out of him---and gone laughing to his sister. His sweet sister.
His beautiful harlot sister.
It must be you that infests the boy's mind, or else he has failed to snuff out his Targaryen blood!
"I can overlook observations, children are stupid and enjoy letting others know. That! Is understood. But a prince, my ward, ought eventually to acquire enough fucking judgment to know what is jesting and what is insolence! What is---what is making a mockery of your elder!"
"Lord Ormund---"
"You have indulged Daeron, I'm sure---"
"No!"
Ormund runs his palms over his coat before he flicks his hands, as if he's ridding himself of the disgust for the situation at hand. "To take a private peculiarity of his guardian and turn it into court entertainment is precisely the sort of careless familiarity that breeds disrespect. Something to give his sister a laugh!"
"I have never indulged him because he is nothing to indulge---my-my lord! And it is not court entertainment if you think otherwise. He only sent it to me---"
"Yes! Exactly!"
You flinch and grasp your chair as his voice echoes. Ormund halts his pace toward you.
He knows the look on your face. Servants have worn it. Stewards as well, along with knights and messengers who carry him displeasing news.
Daeron, when younger, before he learned that his sire's occasional bouts of anger are justified and only in need of handling. Yes, this is nothing so novel in his temper. It is swift and often productive for his mental bearings.
...But his sweetling harlot of the Red Keep has never lived with it, let alone even witnessed it.
"Princess," Ormund pulls on the end of his coat, his head lowering, his eyes small, his lips pursing once more. "I think I need to explain what has taken place here. Let me find myself. My bearings."
The cold his heart is beginning to bear isn't guilt, as that would mean his outrage itself was wrong. No, never. But he, Princess, has shown you his routine ugliness before he legally possesses the right to demand that you endure it.
That he can admit. He has never been blinded by ego.
Ormund is sure it would be easier to teach you if you were his ward or wife, bound to remain when the room becomes conventionally 'unbearable', but you are not, because, as he's said many times before, the Gods send their challenges to the strongest among the realm.
Too soon. This could surely turn you away from him, and he cannot have that.
Not when you have burdened him with your savor and beauty and potential for discipline. What fault he may have here, you would be a demonic temptress to leave him in the cold at this one harsh, premature moment.
Lord Ormund closes his eyes, and for a moment, there is only his and your breathing. You try to make yours quieter. Surely he will become angrier at being feared. In all, the spilled wine reeks, and so does the meat all over the stone beneath your feet.
You watch, with the bob of his throat, Lord Ormund reaching for his pomander. You do not blame him as he brings it toward his nose---
And your heart stops when he stops to look at you.
"What?"
You're only thinking that the silver thing belongs to Lord Ormund, your friend. He may become that man again if he keeps smelling it, as he does. It always seems to calm him.
You don't know why your eyes on it seem to put tension in his muscles again.
"Nothing, my lord."
Ormund lowers his pomander. "Why are you looking at me?"
...Even in a world where Daeron has not made the mistake of mocking the lord who has cared for him greatly, you have watched Ormund use the pomander yourself. You have witnessed his...one peculiarity.
Somewhere inside that guileless head of yours, there is an assessment of him. Perhaps you think him ridiculous or have snickered beside your ladies. All in feminine gossip about Lord Ormund's delicate nose.
"Princess, what has our Daeron precisely said about me misliking odors, save for a drawing of my lordly nose?"
He has never wanted you to be his ward so badly. You need a great spanking.
"Precisely? I can-cannot remember every word."
"You will have the lord of Oldtown in your debt if you try."
Even if his presumptions are not true, the fact that the possibility exists is enough justification for punishment! Enough for his anger to change direction, at the very fucking least!
"Well...all he has said about your mislike specifically is that you notice smells very quickly, and that you also mislike spoiled food."
This stern gentleness in Lord Ormund's voice frightens you even more so. Shouting and thrashing had at least told you what his anger looked like. You do not know what answer he wants. You know only that he wants one.
Perhaps giving it correctly will return your lord to who he was before.
"He said you prefer sweet-smelling scents when there is sickness in Oldtown, and I vaguely...I vaguely remember that you ridded your household of a servant cause he smelt of onion."
He watches your face for the sneer, for the suppressed amusement of a child, and it is your luck with the Seven that he finds none. Why do they reward you for your insolence? The answer must be in the way he'll one day be allowed to feel your belly swallow his cock whole.
Look, the filth you arise in him.
"It was as if he had eaten an astonishing quantity. Did Daeron write his account as simply that, an account? Or was there a need to humiliate his uncle throughout all his correspondence with you?"
"No, my lord!---"
"And what do you think?"
...Is this still an inquiry into Daeron's supposed misconduct?
"Of...of your habits, Lord Ormund?"
"Yes."
Oh, how Ormund despises how carefully he watches you, the anger and violence within it has left his posture taut, but he feels something near boyishness in its aftermath. He needs the answer.
Gods damn you.
"I did not think anything bad, I do not know what you want me to say."
Neither does he, really. He knows only what he does not want, but he doesn't think even you are simple enough to blurt out that you find him fussy or effeminate, and if you did, he'd rather tear the room apart once more than hear those words leave your trollop lips.
...But it is his right to know if they do, and in turn, to know that you are lying to his face.
"Do you find it...excessive?"
Your eyes widen slightly. You're not sure any answer you could give Lord Ormund would make him happy again. He turns away from you, gripping the edge of the ruined dresser, his head lifting.
"Do not be frightened, Princess. I only ask a question. Do not think me so callous to ever even think of harming a daughter of the crown. I had a momentary outburst...is all."
You take a cautious step toward him. How he can sound cross with you even now, you do know. It is why you are not even sure why you come closer to him at all.
Perhaps because he has turned his back and seems less dangerous that way, or maybe because standing across the ruined room from him makes the two of you feel like enemies, and you cannot bear not knowing when that happened.
He hears you make way to him, your slow feet against the stone. Your scent closing in.
The audacity you do not know you bear is fucking unbearable. How he has lasted this long without taking you to bed is only because of the strength the Seven have given him.
"When we were children, Daeron once wrote three whole pages detailing his anger with me because I had called Tessarion ugly. I only did so because he did not answer my last few letters, and I became cross with him...he would not make jokes about you, if you think they are jokes, if he feared you would cease loving him for them."
...This is manipulation for the sake of your brother. You are trying to say the boy from punishment.
Or do you genuinely interpret the boy's jokes not as disrespect, but as the security a child would have jesting about their good father?
Simple, simple girl trying her best, either way.
And in an attempt not to give the room another lashing and lose his head from your fear making itself known to a knight somewhere, he'll find that sweet and impressive rather than a whore thinking she can soothe him.
"You presume a great deal concerning my relationship with your brother---"
"You have hurt yourself, may I, my lord?"
Ormund looks to where his knuckles have reddened and scabbed.
The insanity of you, is this another attempt to demean him? Or to convince him that you will forget of this moment before you go running to your handmaidens? No, even if this only concerns principle, he cannot have a Princess doting on him so.
...Not with her soft, pretty hands, desperate to tend to him. Are you desperate to tend to him? That shall give Ormund a laugh.
And warmth in his heavy cock.
You will be punished for the filth you make a man bear out of wedlock one day, Princess, if the Gods are just.
"It is nothing, Princess. I do not require consilation, but I thank you---"
He turns to find that at his answer, you have taken to gathering broken pieces of ceramic. The hilarity he finds himself in.
"What are you doing? Put it down."
You obey. Good. At least there is still some order left in the realm.
"You are a princess. There are servants for this. There are...who knows you are here?"
He can tell by your trembling that you are still frightened, and servants or otherwho will return soon enough and find the wine soaking a ruined room.
They will find a scared little Targaryen princess in the middle of it, as if her blood isn't rife with cunning. But you are the expection to your savage race, are you not? Yes, it his mistake to assume you could handle his anger so immediately.
"My handmaid. And my mother. She might not be aware that I am in your guest chamber, but I did tell her that I meant to ask you about Daeron."
Of course you did. Your mama's sweet, simple grace.
Ormund's thumb pokes once into the tender ridge of his knuckle.
"And what do you intend to tell her when she asks how our conversation went?"
You glance at the broken dish. It would be easy if the answer might be lying among it. But your mother tells you often, the truth is just, and it is the best answer.
"That you became angry?"
"No, no." Lord Ormund smiles, and that is a return of joy that you enjoy yourself. His tongue makes a slight, wet smacking noise. His voice is now gentle, as it usually is. You are much relieved.
You are just not sure why he would ask you if he had an answer.
"You will tell her that we spoke privately of your brother and came to an understanding."
"...Did we?"
There is no suspicion in the question, which Ormund finds amusing, even after he's become well aware of how simple you are. It is merely hope in your voice.
Ah, sweetling whore. It is as if he was meant to guide you.
"I should like to think so."
Ormund turns your hand within his and encloses it, his palm warm over your fingers. A friendly squeeze.
Relief finds your whole face. It is almost shameful how little tenderness he must offer to produce it. But mostly concerning. Who else do you allow to steer you in such a way?
"I did not mean to embarrass you."
You squeeze his hand. Ormund allows it without much irritation, a friendly squeeze it also is. It is not like he can lift your skirts and take you by the tempting cunt if it was anything else.
"I know, nor would you wish a harmless childhood jest to become a source of discord between Daeron and me. If your mother hears I lost my temper, she will question you. If Daeron hears, he will know you repeated what he wrote in confidence. He may believe you wished to make him appear disloyal.”
Your brow creases, and your lips part in confusion. "I would never.”
"Naturally. But once a private matter is carried beyond a room, we cannot govern what other people make of it. This, my dear princess, began with a confidence between brother and sister. You are sound enough to let it end as such."
You look down at your joined hands.
"Are you still cross with me?"
Oh, how that question nearly undoes all his careful work. Ormund lifts his chin, smile growing wider.
"I was never cross with you."
You glance at the table his hand struck. He tightens his fingers around yours before the evidence can instruct you differently. Do not act as you if you have any intelligence in your head now.
"My anger concerned Daeron's judgment. You merely happened to be the one who brought it to my attention. I would not have your mother distressed by some embellished account suggesting otherwise, nor your brothers imagining they must defend you from an injury you did not suffer."
...You had not considered Daeron receiving some accusing account of what happened here and discovering the old drawing he entrusted to you has caused trouble with Ormund. All because you repeated a harmless jest.
"I will tell no one, Lord Ormund. I promise."
Not even Lord Larys, though you are sure he would understand the situation much better than Aemond or mother would.
"Good." His thumb passes once over your knuckles. "Then we understand one another, don't we?"
You smile. Everything is mended. Although it doesn't feel as if all his anger was solely for Daeron, Ormund has told you the anger was never meant for you. It seems unkind to disbelieve him after he has allowed you to understand.
It does not occur to you that Ormund has apologized for nothing.
"You will not punish Daeron for a jest he made when he was a child, will you?"
"...He will be made aware that I know of his humorous nature with his sister. I have yet to see it so...vibrant with me."
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sleepy pulling a prank on jack by wiping her lips after he kisses her.
who then proceeds to spit in her mouth aaand send
spit take
jack abbot x reader blurb // this is bad but was in drafts for a while, so...
You're bored, which is usually the reason why you end up torturing Jack. On purpose, anyway. With the way he acts about you, it's like you're unintentionally making him suffer 24/7. Probably. You're just a girl after all!
You watch him stand at the kitchen counter with his reading glasses low on his nose, and you know telling him it'd make more sense to sit wouldn't do anything. He looks especially tired tonight, his short silver curls unkempt. Perfect.
You drift into his side, and Jack accommodates you without looking. His arm lifts automatically and closes around your shoulders.
"Hi again, old man."
"Hi, kid."
He presses a simple kiss to your mouth. You wait until he looks back at his phone before wiping your lips with the back of your hand.
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
When you take to looking at him, smile cheesy, you find his stare lingering, but he goes back to reading when he apparently decides you're being strange in your usual, inconsequential Sleepy way.
You're patient enough to wait for him to kiss you again. His lips drag warmly across yours as his thumb presses into your nape.
The moment he pulls away, you scrub your lips against your wrist.
"What do you want for dinner---what the hell are you doing?"
You turn toward the cabinets so he won’t catch you smiling. You can hear him put his phone down.
"I think you're imagining things."
You can hear a low noise escape him, and when you turn around, you know you were right to imagine him with his arms crossed. His beautiful biceps are pulsing at the veins.
"I imagined you damn near sanding your mouth off after I kissed you? You got something you'd like to say?"
You only laugh. "Whattttt? I'm not trying to tell you anything!"
"...Come here."
You take a dainty step forward, and when he kisses you again, you can feel the delicious suspicion in it, testing, before he adds a little wet tongue.
It’s a very good kiss, more delicious than his caution. You could almost forget your mission, but he shall find that you're a strong woman.
When Jack lets go, you lift your hand and put a swipe to your mouth.
"Why do you look so mad, Jackie---"
...You're a strong woman, but not a psychic. You had no idea that he push you with his body until your hips and ass meet the counter.
You definitely had no clue that he'd take your chin in his hand, tilt your face upward, and shove his fingers in your mouth.
Your eyes widen as he leans over you, holding you still.
"Stay open."
You watch him gather saliva behind his teeth.
"Jack---"
He spits right onto your tongue.
The sound you make is only pathetic and born of shock. Jack keeps your mouth open with his hand, watching his spit gleam on your pink curling.
And he looks so grimly satisfied! The nerve!
His thumb softly strokes your lower lip.
"Swallow."
...With the way his command goes straight through your cunt, how can you not listen to him? You may had no clue he was gonna do this...but this isn't the worst way your little pranks could've gone.
Definitely not. It's just that he usually only spits in your mouth in bed or when you spit in his. Impulsive man tonight.
You swallow, throat bobbing and maybe trembling beneath his hot, beautifully large palm. You shiver at the way his eyes follow your throat.
You close your mouth and swallow, trembling beneath his hand.
His eyes follow the movement of your throat.
"I'm not in the mood for your stunts tonight, kid. Let Daddy rest, kay? There's more where that came from."
Sleepy finding out that Jack not only constantly checks her phone but also replies to people as her, declining plans whenever he thinks she needs rest or someone is getting too much access to his girl:
One of the many reasons Jack loves having his tongue dance and swirl with yours is that the said tonguing makes him too damn nostalgic for when you used to teasingly stick yours out at him whenever he annoyed you on shift.
"...Are you a giraffe?"
He should've clocked that you had a thing for using tongue then. You did it a lot for him.
You still do, except you never escape scot-free. If you stick your tongue out at him now, your old fuck takes that as an invitation to use his own to start poking at lapping at yours, his hand locked on your jaw.
You never seem to mind, kiddo. You shouldn't. You're the one cheeky enough to teach him to do it in the first place.
Lalo would get Princesa chipped. I guess the less horrendous version of this is just tracking her phone. She really is his gatita. She was a lost one before he came along to take care of her.
based on a shared thought between moi and @toosweetforanyone
tw: cum eating and it's dubcon
Think of eating your Dr. Abbot's cum, except it takes on a sense of...domestication. That's the closest word for it.
Sure, you're always swallowing the white, sticky ropes of him, gargling on the days you have no issue in being disgusting for the sake of him, but you couldn't think to underestimate Jack when it comes to finding every possible way he can claim you.
Meaning, Jack takes to cumming hot and thickly in your meals and drinks.
He'll buy you those insanely sugary fraps that you go crazy for and just...mixes a bit of his juice in.
Sometimes he's knowing about it. Cocky. Cocky with the sole purpose of humiliating Kiddo. Other times, he'll never tell you you're eating his semen as much as you're eating your steak.
His favorite moments concerning this casual cum eating are when he arrives to shift a little later than you, sitting in his truck before he has to clock in, as he drizzles his semen over the whipped cream of the "caramel banana dream" he got for you.
You'll thank Jack, and down it adorably without knowing a single thing. Ridiculous.
Something he'll find himself in fucking hell for as he watches you without a single blink.
...He would've never thought to do this kind of thing with you before he had you, but looking back on it, all those times he did end up feeding you on shift?
Well, as he just said, he's going to hell, anyway, right?
Probably not the most respectable philosophy to have.
It's gotten to the point that Jack keeps a small bottle of his cum around just for these cases. It's impractical to jerk off every time to your and his sex tapes when he wants to feed you.
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you gift ormund an ironic piece of literature after his constant jabs concerning your targaryen heritage
You have no idea you're making Ormund grow insane with rage during his stay in the Red Keep, which makes said rage all the more unbearable. His sweetling whore is neither clever nor cruel enough to enjoy getting beneath his skin. You are not his ward, he cannot punish you by hand or mere word. You are also not his wife, he cannot fuck you into knowing obedience.
...He can only dream about doing both as a means to soothe himself.
WC: 2.1K // ormund crashing out but also trying not to, obsessive!ormund x afab targ! reader, anger issues, manipulation. some mentions of filthy descriptions, slut-shaming, hypocritical ormund (hating tarygaryen incest but imagining reader as his adopted daughter??) // headcanons based on some draft scenes that will not be shown in savor pt 2. // ormund hightower!tag
next up: reader accidentally exposing Daeron by mentioning that he has written to her about Ormund's sensitivities to odors before...
When Ormund keeps making little…remarks about Valyrian customs, you do not know better than to sense he's jesting. Badly, snarkily jesting. It's the same when he "jests" about dragonriders, asking if your beast has ever eaten a man. It's also the same when he questions the habits your blood has preserved that ought perhaps to have died with Old Valyria.
Lord Ormund seems particularly interested in said blood and their habits when he catches you with Aemond, or when you speak too fondly of Daeron.
"I have to ask, Princess, will you be married off to your brother the way your sister was, or will there finally be some sense of healthy, right-by-the-faith tradition by your mother having you wed a good lord who didn't come from the same womb?"
"...I am not sure, my lord---"
"I only ask since it appears that the Targaryen men of your family keep mistaking the lines of genealogy for a map to their kin's bedchambers. Or am I mistaken?"
Now, how can you not reach the obvious conclusion?
Lord Ormund is very interested in Valyrian marriage.
In a bout of kindness...and possibly the need to please the Lord of Oldtown, you find Ormund an old book. You're very pleased with yourself as you carry the volume against your chest to his guest chambers.
"I have brought you something, Lord Ormund."
Ormund looks up. Your words are enough to improve his mood, which he will not perceive as weakness. High spirits must be kept in a city as disgusting as King's Landing.
And a gift from you? Interesting.
Perhaps it is one of those little devotional texts you have begun discussing with him, or something concerning Oldtown, and he can only hope either indicates that his efforts to dry the dragon from your blood have begun producing results.
Yet, he hopes you don't think this gift is tempting or a means to get closer. That is whore behavior, sweetling, and it's a shame he doesn't have the right to beat it out of you---
"Here. I thought of you."
You set the book upon his desk. Ormund looks down at it.
Quite immediately, his ears begin to wash out all other sounds with ringing.
CUSTOMS OF UNION AMOUNG VALYRIA.
...You thought of him. While acquiring a treatise on the disgusting, savage traditions within Valyrian marriage, you thought...
Of him???
Ormund's vision grows white at the edges. He nearly swallows his own fucking tongue when his throat bobs. That would be his saving grace, would it not? Save him from saying something that would cause him to lose his head.
...Would you go crying to anyone in the first place, you whorish Targaryen temptress?
"What...caused you to think of me, Princess? I---" Ormund scoffs, and he's not skilled at hiding his vitriol with every word. "I must admit, I am quite confused."
He watches your face lighten with excitement.
Seven Hells! Has the Stranger come for him, disguised as a simple princess riddled with immense, undeserved beauty, a mind riddled with immense stupidity, and a scent that he can't bear to part from? Must be!
"You ask about it so often."
Ormund smiles, eyes small and lips thin.
"And from that," The breath your lord takes is rigid, barely there. "You concluded I desired further reading on your incestuous bloodline?"
You simply nod. "I was thinking of you, my lord. I thought you would enjoy it."
Enjoy. Ha! You...you thinking of him. There are several ways to interpret that.
Unfortunately, his cock chooses first.
It's a slow, thickening pulse beneath his breeches that he should have every right and the mind to despise you for. But no, no. His cock is mistaken. This is an insult! A provocation, certainly.
It is only that you have the talent of performing stupidity to get away with it!
He might as well play your little game. He tries to, anyway, by turning a few pages and feigning interest. He lands on a vicious chapter heading.
THE JOINING OF BLOOD WITH BLOOD.
Ormund stares.
The Seven are fucking testing him!
"Well." Ormund swallows. Smacks his lips. "Princess. You know how to pick out a gift. Tell me, what reaction are you looking from me in bringing me this text?"
They have sent you to challenge him relentlessly, with your oils blooming devilish at your throat. With a body that he can tell is as beautiful as the face that awaits his word.
With the fact that you are Daeron's simple, older sister, and how well he would've done with you as his girl of Oldtown. A ward.
His sweetling near-daughter.
But fantasy is just that, a fantasy. What sin has he committed for the reality to be that you are unknowingly informing your Lord Ormund Hightower that you have spent an afternoon reading about which men may lawfully put their cocks inside women who share their blood?
Or...is there a reward if he succeeds in cutting out the whorishness and dragonline from you? A reward in tolerating the simple mess of you?
A reality where he takes you back to Oldtown?
A daughterly bride that may think him a God for bringing her to Daeron after all these years---
"I was hoping you enjoy it, and if I am to be less than humble, my lord, I would think that you might be...thankful. But I only bring this to you in the mere thought that you could brush up on a bit of reading in a subject you seem so endeared by."
No, Ormund must not be so presumptuous. That is dangerous. But with what he has handled so far you, he is allowed to imagine, he's sure.
...Wait. Endeared by?
How dare you be so heavenly and simple---
"Do you not like it?"
Ormund becomes aware that he is now gripping the edge of his desk, just enough to feel the wood prod his palm.
The disappointment in your voice is nearly as intolerable as the last five minutes have been. He cannot even throw the fucking thing into the fire because that will wound you if it does not lead to some sort of punishment.
...He certainly cannot correct you. You are neither his wife nor his ward. What permission could he have...at the moment, to cure your foolishness with a palm to your ass?
No. Ormund must sit here. Still and polite, and that has his temper eating through the lining of his stomach even more fucking so!
"No. I do, Princess. It is very...thoughtful. Thank. You."
You should've gifted him wine. Or a fucking rock. How awful that he cannot even despise the gift outwardly. In hindsight, he'd much enjoy anything that wasn't material that can be cited in support of dragging you into his bed.
Because it is, is it not? Are you smart enough to understand that when you mark the section concerning cousins with your fingers?
"Look, I thought you would be interested in this part. As most houses and families have wedded cousins together. I suppose my Targaryen blood family bears something in common with yours."
A section concerning marriage between cousins brings Ormund a bit of relief from his pounding, raging heart. Cousins are different. Marrying cousins is not a sign of degeneracy.
Still suspect in excessive practice, perhaps, certainly suggestive of the sort of blood-hoarding arrogance for which Targaryens are notorious.
But politically, historically, outside of the Targaryen bloodline and given proper sanction...
Alicent is his cousin, and you are her daughter. Her simple creature that has walked into his chamber and placed the possibility of marriage between him and you.
You announced that you thought of him while acquiring a book on the lawful fucking of your kind.
And now you expect scholarly gratitude?
Shall Ormund laugh himself mad or throw the table across the room when you leave? The ringing has grown deafening enough that he cannot decide.
"Tarygaryen cousins or otherwise, it seems that my house barely considers marriage between them noteworthy. But I suppose it is common practice for any house."
Ormund feels his cock grow hard with hot seed. That enrages him beyond thought. Absolutely fucking not.
He will not become aroused simply because his stupid sweetling harlot has handed him a book that permits him to place himself within the category of men capable of marrying her. That should be no high honor, as he is sure Aemond and his Daeron are there as well!
"You must...keep true to your thoughtful nature, as it is much appreciated. However, for future reference, you must know that I only possess an academic interest in the habits of foreign peoples."
You nod. "Yes."
The ease of your agreement makes him feel stupid, but he must continue for his own heart.
"Particularly when such habits demonstrate the moral hazards of bloodlines permitted to govern themselves without any religious correction. My references to the Targaryen people should not be interpreted as joyful fascination. Alright?"
It takes everything in Ormund to smile and not strike the desk until it marks.
"Oh...I only thought, as I said, that you ask about it often."
Your smile weakens, and he nearly regrets the victory of you finally realizing what a little fool you have been. It cannot be regret. Guilt of that sort is too feminine. Panicked. He merely recognizes that he has possibly corrected more than necessary.
"...I do not wish to disappoint you, Princess. I. Enjoy. The. Book. Or I shall."
Ormund had thought the questioning subtle, but maybe he will allow that to be a mistake. How could he think that his questions, his jabs, to such a slight-headed girl, would sound anything other than him being a Targaryen enthusiast?
Still, the anger does not lessen. Only grows, in fact, in the beating of his blood against his scholarly flesh.
How have you gone this long without a man to guide your feminine simplicity?
"Perhaps you can tell me which customs you find strangest."
Ormund may not have the right, but he does have the mind to make your hopefully untouched cunt swallow his cock at the way your words supply many images of you naked and bouncing and startled beneath him.
"I expect I shall discover many."
"Here. There are other parts I thought you might find interesting."
You begin turning pages and reveal a chapter marked by a ribbon.
THE BEDDING OF BRIDES.
His cock would spring if it wasn't so tightly burdened, or saved, by his breeches.
"I thought this part strange because apparently some Valyrian brides---"
"That will suffice! Princess, you shall leave me to read your delightfully educational gift, as I'm sure you have more important, domestic duties to pursue. Thank you."
"...Alright. I shall see you later, my lord, and you shall tell me what you think."
You leave before Ormund can commit something that would require his Uncle to negotiate a royal incident to save his skin, and just before he begins to picture grabbing your throat and making you pay for this day on your wedding night.
Would you remember why he is so angry? Would there be too many moments of your unintentional provocation for you to choose from?
Would forcing you to obey the heavy length of his cock and stern hand even be a punishment for a girl like you?
Ormund's shaft hammers as much as the pulse in his throat does at the thought. But this is wrong! You are turning his thoughts wrong. This is exactly the sort of filthy, ancient dragon custom he has spent his life condemning.
He breathes once and heavily through his nose.
"...Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Ormund slams his hands flat against the desk over and over before he pushes himself up on his feet, his chair tumbling backward as a cracking noise sounds out against the stone.
His body has been begging for this outcry for the last quarter hour, and all because of his little fucking harlot?! How dare she demean him so!
He kicks the table over, everything on it sent flying, including your gift.
"You smile, you nod, you bring a man a book on marriage! You fucking cunt! You slight-minded trollop!"
It's a shame Ormund's rage does not lessen the blood rushing to his cock. But it is no fault of his that his simple little princess accidentally presented him with the legal argument for wanting to put his seed inside her.
"She---'I thought of you'. She thought of me? The whore! The cunt!"
Ormund, after he's slammed his fist into stone, yanks at his laces and lets his cock spring free with a humiliating eagerness.
He grips it, but only after marching towards and reaching for your perfume vial that he left by his bedside. It's nearly empty from the last time he took to pumping at the thought of you.
"This proves nothing. Nothing!"
Tell him, sweetling whore, is this what you think of?
Ormund, I will punt you off the the High Tower of Oldtown™ if you touch that little girl. But also, I would love to see him continue to be more and more of a freak because this suits him so well.
I need to see Ormund losing his mind at sweetling interacting with Aemond and her brother sending annoyed glares over her head at the man staring GAWKING at them for having a completely innocuous interaction, something perfectly appropriate between siblings but of course Ormund as has to be a pervert about it. I'd also like to imagine Aemond is perfectly aware this old man is lusting after his baby sister and finding it repugnant. She is his baby sister.
Idk if you plan on writing more for Ormund butttt id be very happy if you did 😘 especially the simple!targ reader dynamic
a harmless jest (unintentionally ragebaiting ormund pt 2)
you make the mistake of telling ormund of a time when daeron humorously wrote to you of his odor sensitivities...
WC: 3.9k // scent kink, obsessive!ormund x afab targ!reader, anger issues, misogyny, slut-shaming, mentions of abuse, manipulation, ormund takes reader's POV of him insanely seriously and won't admit it, ormund's feelings are hurt, not as filthy in thought but still delicious cause ormund is whining and suffering, daeron matters to him enough that he can't control his rage around you this time, reader straight up lying about daeron loving ormund and she don't even know it // headcanons based on some draft scenes that will not be shown in savor pt 2. //
With Lord Ormund being here for the time being, you can't help but think of what little you have learned of him through your correspondence with his ward, your brother Daeron. You can only think of it as mere curiosity that he is a guest you met for the first time days ago, and yet, with the privilege of having a sibling who was raised by him, you know more of him than most acquaintances.
Though if you can be so risky, you would like to think of yourself more as a friend to your Lord Ormund. The thought makes you happy.
What you remember of the lord of Oldtown makes you laugh as it once did all those years ago when Daeron wrote of it. It was in childish handwriting, nestled between ramblings of his Tessarion being stubborn and a complaint about his teachings.
'My sire can smell an onion rotting from three rooms away. I think his nose was given the authority of a small lordship all its own.'
His quip had been followed by a drawing of a nose wearing a crown. You had thought it terribly funny when you were younger, even though lords do not wear crowns.
When Ormund mentions the miserable state of the Red Keep kitchens, you remember once more, thinking he would find it humorous as well. That is all.
"Princess, I hope you do not find my opinions on the state of your home insulting."
"My brother once wrote that you could smell a spoiled vegetable through three rooms. I shall not take it to heart."
You expect Ormund to scoff, to laugh, even. He is a...man of smiles, for the most part. You enjoy that about him.
He halts himself from drinking, his cup stopping halfway to his mouth.
"What?"
You are sitting across from him in his guest chambers and have simply been watching him abuse the quality of the meat put before him. You smile.
"He wrote it to me once, he was only jesting. But I see what he means. You have a keen sense of smell, my lord."
You defend Daeron only from the lecture you assume is coming as you take in Ormund's nostrils flaring and how he blinks several times, but not quickly. He lowers his cup.
Perhaps he does not care for the food, he did take a full moment to complain about it before you mentioned the letter, after all.
"Does he jest...often in the letters he writes to you? Particularly of the lord who has raised him in the light of the Seven and with great effort?"
"Not as often as he once did when he was a mere boy, but he still mentions you fondly. Occasionally."
Ormund flexes his hand against the table, then his other against his thigh before straightening his spine against the chair, although it was already quite rigid. He bears good posture.
"...What else did he say, Princess? Does he say?"
You think. Ormund watches you, head tilting and lifted.
There ought not to be enough material concerning Lord Ormund Hightower stored inside that pretty little head to require consideration, sweetling.
"Well, let me see. I must admit, for me, your reputation preceded you in the letters from my little brother. There is a lot to sift through. Um..."
...Why do your eyes wander up while you search your memory? Why can he practically see you counting all the times Daeron has mentioned him to you, without praise and with insolence??
"Think hard. Take your time."
Perhaps Daeron has told you of the time his sire ordered his entire chamber stripped because he knew damn well that a mouse had died somewhere. Perhaps he told you about those oranges he has sent back because he was already softening when they were delivered.
Daeron had been three and ten, then. The little shit had sat silently at the table while Ormund informed the steward of what is common sense he should expect of an Oldtown steward---that softness always precedes rot.
Thinking of the moment now, there had been something suspicious about the boy's expression.
Had the two of you laughed at his meager desire for fresh fucking fruit?
"I do not remember anything cruel. Daeron is a kind boy---"
"Yes, I would know. But I am not asking for accounts of cruelty, Princess. I merely want to see how the young prince I have raised perceives me...and how he leads others to."
Sweetling Targaryen whore, Ormund is sure you would not know cruelty unless it threw you over its lap and began striking you across your thick ass.
From the sound of it, you might need just that.
"Oh. Well, yes." You nod and try to match his posture. Lord Ormund seems to be growing cross. It must be impatience with your poor memory. How ashamed you grow. "He said you mislike unpleasant smells."
Lord Ormund stares, lips curling before pursing slightly, eyes looking away and down at the wood of the table. That must not be enough.
"He told me you mislike them immensely---"
"I am aware of the degree to which I dislike them. It is a simple sensitivity to horrendous odors. Forgive me, Princess. I am considering why my ward considers this information worthy of dissemination throughout the royal family."
You only grow more confused.
Yes, why should you understand his...distress at this revelation that Daeron mocks him in letters? You, unfortunately, never got to be his near-daughter and watch your lord raise Daeron into something disciplined and worthy of pride, correcting his endless deficiencies from his Targaryen half until something divine emerged under his hand.
All the effort...the love he's put into raising the boy, and the boy has repaid nearly two decades of devotion with what? By...by---
"This is all very...amusing."
"Oh, it was. He drew a nose wearing a crown. To put emphasis on what he meant, I think."
Lord Ormund's eyes snap up.
By drawing crowned noses for his distant, harlot sister??
"He drew what?"
He must not have heard you. You smile at the memory. "A nose. With a little crown. Quite childish, but he has quite a talent for drawing."
Lord Ormund simply looks at you, the muscles of his jaws tensing. You suppose he is trying to imagine the drawing and finding Daeron's juvenille artistry as ridiculous as you do. You will search for the letter later to aide him.
That little nose, such detail!
"My lord, you must understand, I only laugh at the drawing," Your admission is followed by a grin you cannot help. "Daeron tried very hard to make it properly---"
You are interrupted by Lord Ormund rising from his chair. Quite harshly, you think.
Harsh enough that his chair flies behind him, striking and rattling against the floor before he slams his palms into the table.
"Lord Ormund---"
It is enough that you jump back for your own to scrape under you as it bumps your legs, and for these moments, you do not understand what has happened at all.
Men have been angry in your presence, of course. Aegon is your eldest brother. Aemond is your second eldest.
"Seven fucking helllllssssss!"
But men have never shouted at you. You are a princess! None have ever struck things with rage in your presence, at the very least!
And you cannot understand what has---what is happening, because you and Lord Ormund...
You thought you were having fun with him. As his friend. You do not understand.
"A fucking nose?!" He is no longer looking at you, but for your heart that finds your throat, perhaps that is a good thing. "A crowned. Fucking. Nose? That fucking boy! After all I have done for him---"
His voice comes crashing in volume and harshened on every other syllable.
He sweeps the plate of supper from the table and, with it, his wine. It spills all over the stone floor as the ceramic plate breaks in one blow.
"That ungrateful little shit!"
You go quiet soon after a gasp as Lord Ormund continues to rage, your hand closing around the edge of your chair and other to your throat. The door is behind him. You do not think he'll take kindly to you running. You would scream if you could be sure a guard would reach you before he could do anything.
You would run, yes? You scream, yes? If you could. You're sure of it. You just...cannot decide whether calling a guard would be unnecessary. He has not hurt you. Not yet.
He has only taken to kicking his leg through a wooden dresser.
"He will sorely be punished!"
A nose.
Daeron had sat in his household, eaten at his table, gifted great masters, toys, swords, received everything Ormund thought necessary to make a scholarly, heavenly prince out of him---and gone laughing to his sister. His sweet sister.
His beautiful harlot sister.
It must be you that infests the boy's mind, or else he has failed to snuff out his Targaryen blood!
"I can overlook observations, children are stupid and enjoy letting others know. That! Is understood. But a prince, my ward, ought eventually to acquire enough fucking judgment to know what is jesting and what is insolence! What is---what is making a mockery of your elder!"
"Lord Ormund---"
"You have indulged Daeron, I'm sure---"
"No!"
Ormund runs his palms over his coat before he flicks his hands, as if he's ridding himself of the disgust for the situation at hand. "To take a private peculiarity of his guardian and turn it into court entertainment is precisely the sort of careless familiarity that breeds disrespect. Something to give his sister a laugh!"
"I have never indulged him because he is nothing to indulge---my-my lord! And it is not court entertainment if you think otherwise. He only sent it to me---"
"Yes! Exactly!"
You flinch and grasp your chair as his voice echoes. Ormund halts his pace toward you.
He knows the look on your face. Servants have worn it. Stewards as well, along with knights and messengers who carry him displeasing news.
Daeron, when younger, before he learned that his sire's occasional bouts of anger are justified and only in need of handling. Yes, this is nothing so novel in his temper. It is swift and often productive for his mental bearings.
...But his sweetling harlot of the Red Keep has never lived with it, let alone even witnessed it.
"Princess," Ormund pulls on the end of his coat, his head lowering, his eyes small, his lips pursing once more. "I think I need to explain what has taken place here. Let me find myself. My bearings."
The cold his heart is beginning to bear isn't guilt, as that would mean his outrage itself was wrong. No, never. But he, Princess, has shown you his routine ugliness before he legally possesses the right to demand that you endure it.
That he can admit. He has never been blinded by ego.
Ormund is sure it would be easier to teach you if you were his ward or wife, bound to remain when the room becomes conventionally 'unbearable', but you are not, because, as he's said many times before, the Gods send their challenges to the strongest among the realm.
Too soon. This could surely turn you away from him, and he cannot have that.
Not when you have burdened him with your savor and beauty and potential for discipline. What fault he may have here, you would be a demonic temptress to leave him in the cold at this one harsh, premature moment.
Lord Ormund closes his eyes, and for a moment, there is only his and your breathing. You try to make yours quieter. Surely he will become angrier at being feared. In all, the spilled wine reeks, and so does the meat all over the stone beneath your feet.
You watch, with the bob of his throat, Lord Ormund reaching for his pomander. You do not blame him as he brings it toward his nose---
And your heart stops when he stops to look at you.
"What?"
You're only thinking that the silver thing belongs to Lord Ormund, your friend. He may become that man again if he keeps smelling it, as he does. It always seems to calm him.
You don't know why your eyes on it seem to put tension in his muscles again.
"Nothing, my lord."
Ormund lowers his pomander. "Why are you looking at me?"
...Even in a world where Daeron has not made the mistake of mocking the lord who has cared for him greatly, you have watched Ormund use the pomander yourself. You have witnessed his...one peculiarity.
Somewhere inside that guileless head of yours, there is an assessment of him. Perhaps you think him ridiculous or have snickered beside your ladies. All in feminine gossip about Lord Ormund's delicate nose.
"Princess, what has our Daeron precisely said about me misliking odors, save for a drawing of my lordly nose?"
He has never wanted you to be his ward so badly. You need a great spanking.
"Precisely? I can-cannot remember every word."
"You will have the lord of Oldtown in your debt if you try."
Even if his presumptions are not true, the fact that the possibility exists is enough justification for punishment! Enough for his anger to change direction, at the very fucking least!
"Well...all he has said about your mislike specifically is that you notice smells very quickly, and that you also mislike spoiled food."
This stern gentleness in Lord Ormund's voice frightens you even more so. Shouting and thrashing had at least told you what his anger looked like. You do not know what answer he wants. You know only that he wants one.
Perhaps giving it correctly will return your lord to who he was before.
"He said you prefer sweet-smelling scents when there is sickness in Oldtown, and I vaguely...I vaguely remember that you ridded your household of a servant cause he smelt of onion."
He watches your face for the sneer, for the suppressed amusement of a child, and it is your luck with the Seven that he finds none. Why do they reward you for your insolence? The answer must be in the way he'll one day be allowed to feel your belly swallow his cock whole.
Look, the filth you arise in him.
"It was as if he had eaten an astonishing quantity. Did Daeron write his account as simply that, an account? Or was there a need to humiliate his uncle throughout all his correspondence with you?"
"No, my lord!---"
"And what do you think?"
...Is this still an inquiry into Daeron's supposed misconduct?
"Of...of your habits, Lord Ormund?"
"Yes."
Oh, how Ormund despises how carefully he watches you, the anger and violence within it has left his posture taut, but he feels something near boyishness in its aftermath. He needs the answer.
Gods damn you.
"I did not think anything bad, I do not know what you want me to say."
Neither does he, really. He knows only what he does not want, but he doesn't think even you are simple enough to blurt out that you find him fussy or effeminate, and if you did, he'd rather tear the room apart once more than hear those words leave your trollop lips.
...But it is his right to know if they do, and in turn, to know that you are lying to his face.
"Do you find it...excessive?"
Your eyes widen slightly. You're not sure any answer you could give Lord Ormund would make him happy again. He turns away from you, gripping the edge of the ruined dresser, his head lifting.
"Do not be frightened, Princess. I only ask a question. Do not think me so callous to ever even think of harming a daughter of the crown. I had a momentary outburst...is all."
You take a cautious step toward him. How he can sound cross with you even now, you do know. It is why you are not even sure why you come closer to him at all.
Perhaps because he has turned his back and seems less dangerous that way, or maybe because standing across the ruined room from him makes the two of you feel like enemies, and you cannot bear not knowing when that happened.
He hears you make way to him, your slow feet against the stone. Your scent closing in.
The audacity you do not know you bear is fucking unbearable. How he has lasted this long without taking you to bed is only because of the strength the Seven have given him.
"When we were children, Daeron once wrote three whole pages detailing his anger with me because I had called Tessarion ugly. I only did so because he did not answer my last few letters, and I became cross with him...he would not make jokes about you, if you think they are jokes, if he feared you would cease loving him for them."
...This is manipulation for the sake of your brother. You are trying to say the boy from punishment.
Or do you genuinely interpret the boy's jokes not as disrespect, but as the security a child would have jesting about their good father?
Simple, simple girl trying her best, either way.
And in an attempt not to give the room another lashing and lose his head from your fear making itself known to a knight somewhere, he'll find that sweet and impressive rather than a whore thinking she can soothe him.
"You presume a great deal concerning my relationship with your brother---"
"You have hurt yourself, may I, my lord?"
Ormund looks to where his knuckles have reddened and scabbed.
The insanity of you, is this another attempt to demean him? Or to convince him that you will forget of this moment before you go running to your handmaidens? No, even if this only concerns principle, he cannot have a Princess doting on him so.
...Not with her soft, pretty hands, desperate to tend to him. Are you desperate to tend to him? That shall give Ormund a laugh.
And warmth in his heavy cock.
You will be punished for the filth you make a man bear out of wedlock one day, Princess, if the Gods are just.
"It is nothing, Princess. I do not require consilation, but I thank you---"
He turns to find that at his answer, you have taken to gathering broken pieces of ceramic. The hilarity he finds himself in.
"What are you doing? Put it down."
You obey. Good. At least there is still some order left in the realm.
"You are a princess. There are servants for this. There are...who knows you are here?"
He can tell by your trembling that you are still frightened, and servants or otherwho will return soon enough and find the wine soaking a ruined room.
They will find a scared little Targaryen princess in the middle of it, as if her blood isn't rife with cunning. But you are the expection to your savage race, are you not? Yes, it his mistake to assume you could handle his anger so immediately.
"My handmaid. And my mother. She might not be aware that I am in your guest chamber, but I did tell her that I meant to ask you about Daeron."
Of course you did. Your mama's sweet, simple grace.
Ormund's thumb pokes once into the tender ridge of his knuckle.
"And what do you intend to tell her when she asks how our conversation went?"
You glance at the broken dish. It would be easy if the answer might be lying among it. But your mother tells you often, the truth is just, and it is the best answer.
"That you became angry?"
"No, no." Lord Ormund smiles, and that is a return of joy that you enjoy yourself. His tongue makes a slight, wet smacking noise. His voice is now gentle, as it usually is. You are much relieved.
You are just not sure why he would ask you if he had an answer.
"You will tell her that we spoke privately of your brother and came to an understanding."
"...Did we?"
There is no suspicion in the question, which Ormund finds amusing, even after he's become well aware of how simple you are. It is merely hope in your voice.
Ah, sweetling whore. It is as if he was meant to guide you.
"I should like to think so."
Ormund turns your hand within his and encloses it, his palm warm over your fingers. A friendly squeeze.
Relief finds your whole face. It is almost shameful how little tenderness he must offer to produce it. But mostly concerning. Who else do you allow to steer you in such a way?
"I did not mean to embarrass you."
You squeeze his hand. Ormund allows it without much irritation, a friendly squeeze it also is. It is not like he can lift your skirts and take you by the tempting cunt if it was anything else.
"I know, nor would you wish a harmless childhood jest to become a source of discord between Daeron and me. If your mother hears I lost my temper, she will question you. If Daeron hears, he will know you repeated what he wrote in confidence. He may believe you wished to make him appear disloyal.”
Your brow creases, and your lips part in confusion. "I would never.”
"Naturally. But once a private matter is carried beyond a room, we cannot govern what other people make of it. This, my dear princess, began with a confidence between brother and sister. You are sound enough to let it end as such."
You look down at your joined hands.
"Are you still cross with me?"
Oh, how that question nearly undoes all his careful work. Ormund lifts his chin, smile growing wider.
"I was never cross with you."
You glance at the table his hand struck. He tightens his fingers around yours before the evidence can instruct you differently. Do not act as you if you have any intelligence in your head now.
"My anger concerned Daeron's judgment. You merely happened to be the one who brought it to my attention. I would not have your mother distressed by some embellished account suggesting otherwise, nor your brothers imagining they must defend you from an injury you did not suffer."
...You had not considered Daeron receiving some accusing account of what happened here and discovering the old drawing he entrusted to you has caused trouble with Ormund. All because you repeated a harmless jest.
"I will tell no one, Lord Ormund. I promise."
Not even Lord Larys, though you are sure he would understand the situation much better than Aemond or mother would.
"Good." His thumb passes once over your knuckles. "Then we understand one another, don't we?"
You smile. Everything is mended. Although it doesn't feel as if all his anger was solely for Daeron, Ormund has told you the anger was never meant for you. It seems unkind to disbelieve him after he has allowed you to understand.
It does not occur to you that Ormund has apologized for nothing.
"You will not punish Daeron for a jest he made when he was a child, will you?"
"...He will be made aware that I know of his humorous nature with his sister. I have yet to see it so...vibrant with me."