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whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

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1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker
I did some research and I definitely see the problem:
"Friend kea!"
Meanwhile, a conservation sign tells tourists the real story:
I particularly love the part that emphasises that if they nick your stuff that's squarely your fault for letting them. Wikipedia (where I found these pictures) draws a clear line between human and kea behaviour:
"Kea parrots have strong cognitive abilities. According to recent studies, kea have a sense of impulse control and forward planning. Kea can wait up to 160 seconds for a more preferred reward. In addition, kea also use trial-and-error tactics and use observational learning to solve difficult problems and when faced with puzzles and locks. These decision-making abilities are similar to primates and other intelligent bird species such as the African grey parrot."
"The Department of Conservation suggested that the time savings resulting from a human-assisted, more calorie-rich diet gives kea more free time to investigate and damage things at campsites and car parks."
Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera
everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuckΒ
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. Itβs a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
βTerf is a slur used to silence usβ dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me iβm wiggling
This may be the funniest cat video I've ever seen. Tears. They are so perplexed.
The number of attempts to smack the ghostie is hilarious

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>my onions
>caramelize my onions
obsessed with dungeon crawler carl lately, so enjoy these (text) posts 2/?
(ft. Carl and donut)
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don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
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The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task
im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks