Mistaken for Bisexual @mongo-the-liensis - Tumblr Blog

18 hours of airport travel, no phone, no music, just dungeon crawler carl and a ballpoint pen

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

simplyabsurd

Nothing can disturb me more than Matt Diniman's description of a mantaur

#sweet summer child hasn't read kaiju battlefield surgeon #matt really ramped the gore up in that book. it was insane #highly recommend tho

frogs-in-formaldehyde

sending my aromantic beam at carl dungeon crawler

#big big fan of aro carl icl

overheard-in-the-dungeon

My friend said this so credit to her but I think the most refreshing thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is that it’s nice to read a book series about adults, for adults, where the adults act and communicate like adults, that is still humorous and fun to read.

#i love reading books with adult characters

sandgrassbagel

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

#hes so tired bless him #he doesnt even know wtaf is going on anymore

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

mimi-maru

what if the System AI gave Carl the tramp stamp made famous by Leon Kennedy mods

#DONUTS FACEEEEEE #omg and carl is soo 👅👅#brilliant art #dungeon crawler carl

silkentine

dungeon crawler anne (although you mightve heard of her from youtube? her username is princess.donut and she has ONE THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN subscribers) and her cat carl who definitely doesnt have a warrior-cats-esque tragic backstory

#omgggggg 😭😭😭

filteredrainwater

ONE DAY I'LL DRAW A BACKGROUND!!! BUT NOT TODAY!!!! (IMANI 🐱🐱🐱)

i like her alot

#IMANI

darthraven213

Carl at the beginning of Butcher’s Masquerade (spoilers):

daggerbisexual

Chekov’s gun walked so that Carl’s Doomsday Scenario could run.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

vinnyvinret

THEY MADE VIDEO FANFICTION OF CARL AND THAT BUM😭😭

#made me lol

guenifhar

Chapter 1 & 2 of any Dungeon Crawler Carl book: I don’t know if I’m going to like this one as much - these new rules/setting/external dungeon politics feel like a lot…

Midpoint of any Dungeon Crawler Carl book: Of course the sponsor unwittingly helped Trojan Horse the demigod but the air assault wouldn’t have been possible without that loot pickup from three books ago….

mongo-the-liensis

End point of any Dungeon Crawler Carl book: Everyone is about to die but of course Carl steps in and carries out a suicidal plan that puts his sanity on the line for the greater good and then tops it off with a sedition

#the crawlers: how will we survive this???#carl: hold my beer

dungeon-crawler-cunt

Y’all. The System AIs self insert description of Mrs. Ghazi??????

“Spends its day watching over a man it has grown to love…”

“The knowledge that the man’s feelings are not mutual is like a dagger in its heart, if it had one. It wrestles daily with this realization…Do I protect him because I love him? Do I kill him because he doesn’t love me back? Do I continue with my duty? What would become of me if I simply disobeyed?”

If anyone needs me I’ll be running laps around my room. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#the system ai is so gay i do love it truly #i support queer rights and queer wrongs #...but i do also support carl getting a restraining order

blowfliesorangeeyes

I love how the system ai is gaining more and more personality, during the first few books it was there for quick jokes or bits and characterized only by it's sadism and massive foot fetish

now it's going on tyrades about hypocrites and saying 'I', just directly giving it's opinion on things like an actual character rather than just 'the System' and honestly it's fantastic

you're such a hating bitch system I adore you freak<3

#i also love how humanised it is getting #carl notably uses he/him on occasion

mongo-the-liensis

Sometimes I giggle when I remember Carl's meeting with Frank

In his internal narration he was fr like: okay that's a nice way of saying you're from ICE 😒

#reblogging this because matt really made the first antagonist in the series an ICE agent huh #and depicted ICE as lying murderers who kill people with no valid justification #matt the man you are

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

jumpforthebeef

#reblogging again after book 8 #that exchange near the end of the book almost made me shed tears icl

jayjayjayjayjayjayjayjayjaye

Carl and the dungeon ai

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Mistaken for Bisexual