went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts โsave our freaks dont mine the deepโ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasnโt even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like โoh what does your shirt sayโ so i showed him and he was like โoh thatโs neat!โ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like โyeah itโs actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue oneโ and he kind of gasped and went โoh my god thatโs so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?โ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled โstrawberry squid retina compositionโ and he was like โsorry weโll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find outโ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
















