Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

when i was like 5 i started waiting for something and never stopped

She has an ellipsis on her butt!!

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Everyone knows you need a second peeve so that the first peeve doesn't get lonely.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

He's so fucking confused