May's Scrapbook

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.

He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.

Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.

I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

OK this is freaking hilarious

Holy crap best costume on the internet hands down. 

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like