I say nope

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

the way he quantities friendship like it's a quarterly review of profits is very telling. I don't think the man himself has ever had 3 real friends, because one of them would've knocked the weirdo shit out of him by now???? right????

"The average american has 3 friends but has demand for 15" the fucking wording here. I am asking for every tech CEO to publicly die in a morbid and grotesque fashion immediately

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

Hey,

Don’t say anything

they're on a video conference

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

swooned

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday