All Roads Still Lead

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

How your email finds me

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight