this is just what life is like in britain btw

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

child on the bus behind me eagerly explaining how spiders catch and eat their pray to her younger sister, who seems equally as invested in the concept. i love weird kids never stop being weird.

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

Guides on how to save money are like "shred your own cheese!" And guides on how to make your life easier are like "buy pre-shredded cheese!"

I'm off to bed!! If you're reading this, I might be asleep by now. to all the awake people, I hope you're having a great day for however much longer your day is. me though- I'm off to the snooza palooza

Waiting for a little while more for an ‘I failed’ reblog for the bit

I mean I wouldn't say that I "failed", it's more like I found a new activity, so I did that instead. the activity is called staying up for two more hours