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In the eyes of 1D management any of them getting somebody (who is not a longterm gf) pregnant would have always been a huge scandal. Especially if that somebody was just a "normie" you mainly partied with after you broke up with your gf.
There are plenty of celebrity men that are rumoured to have secret children. It is probably quite hard to hide a child if both parents are celebrities (but not impossible).
But if the mother is a "normie" you could easily pay her a fortune to make her publicly disappear and/or link her to several men during the pregnancy. Barely anybody will remember her years later. And even if somebody says "Wait, she has a child that looks like the male celebrity she used to party with" - most people will pay no heed to it.
There. Was. No. Paternity. Test.
No multimillionaire celebrity who hooks up with some rando who then claims to be pregnant just says, “Okay! Cool. I guess I’m a dad!”
It’s not even like maybe he took one we don’t know about. They literally said he didn’t take one because “he trusted her.” It’s fucking ridiculous that people can’t put two and two together and see what a farce this is.
This is such a good point @louistummynson
need to add your important tags @cat7369!
Exactly. Thank you @hoovesandfloorpaws and @cat7369! It means they chose to enforce that clause when it suited the narrative the label/management wanted to push.
So, when it was time for Louis to switch from being “always stay at home dedicated boyfriend” to “party boy Louis,” all of a sudden, he was out getting sloppy drunk and bringing “a van full of brunettes” back to his hotel to smoke weed.
Because, of course, the first version of him was better for business 2011 through 2014 (and provided a way to fight the idea that he and Harry were a couple). The second version was the type to have an oopsie baby with a random girl — which was better fur business 2015 to present. And it provides another layer of separation from Harry. And it becomes an easy screw to turn to gain compliance from both Louis and Harry.
@goodbyeadulthood has some great posts about how easy it to craft an image for someone. This one, in particular, is a gem. Here’s my GBA tag. But I’d suggest just scrolling her blog as well.
But Harry casually mentioning in June 2022 the fact that they had cleanliness clauses in the band, was insane and it’s something he did purposefully.
It obviously was to give people insight into himself. But I think it could also have been because Louis was just starting to pick up steam with his new “dad of the year” image which, IMO, started because of boobgate.
The intense public focus that fiasco brought onto babygate was a problem, and Louis needed to fix it. IMO, his feet were being held to the fire over legal clauses being enforced.
Image clauses can be a big deal. And having major attention to Louis being seen as a guy who never saw his supposed son, didn’t pay child support, and caused the mother of his child to find a sugar daddy to buy them groceries, an iPad (and new boobs 🙄), made Louis vulnerable.
If you don’t know much about BOOBGATE, there’s my tag. It was insanity leading up to articles being written about Larry, closeting, fake babies, extortion, and a disgruntled sugars daddy headed to court asking for a DNA test.
We thought it was done on purpose and leading to the end of babygate, but it was the beginning of Louis having to become dad of the year. Hopefully Briana and the Clarks paid a major price, too. But Louis seems to be the one who is shouldering the heaviest burden.
MSG is probably the biggest highlight of Louis’ career and I find it really strange how none of of his family are attending and I doubt F is attending. Don’t they book these venues a couple years in advance? I would for sure thing his sisters and grandparents and son would want to be at his first solo msg show 🤷🏼♀️
Do we know they’re for sure not going to be there? Freddie won’t be there. If he were actually Louis’ kid, maybe. But given that he’s not, and given how bored he was at the last show, I’d count him out.
The way every video of Harry singing Bridge Over Troubled Water stops me in my tracks. Every. Single. Time. I still can’t get over it!
I know. Same here. It really is one of the best performances he’s ever given. The whole show, really. But that was a beautiful standout.
I'm not sure they will release many more MSG tickets because the sales were locked out not too long after going on general sale and so many fans didnt get anything. They held back some because they always do but I think it will only be the usual few hundred here and there but it won't be a huge amount. There were tens of thousands of fans in the queues and I think all 30 are close to being sold out.
I agree it wouldn’t be much. But I think they lied their asses off about how many people were in the queue and that they all sold out immediately. I mean twice they reported that they “got back” tickets from scalpers? Give me a break.

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Maybe when Freddie was five years old it was easy to lie to him, but even so, as a mother I can say that children are very perceptive. But currently as a teenager, it is simply impossible for him not to know the truth. I think the same as you, he knows Louis is not his father, but I think that the older he gets, the more he will realize how cruel his family was to him. They practically put him in this situation before he was even born. And I don’t know how they handle it with kids his age, because Louis Tomlinson is a famous man so anyone could do a quick search and locate that their schoolmate is supposed to be the son of this celebrity, but in reality he has another father. It is really painful to see how much they have exposed him, because if he doesn't know (which I don't believe) he will find out at some point. What I think is most likely is that they have told him he is some kind of child actor or something like that, and the burden on his shoulders because of the questions they might ask him is heavy. Now, if they told him that Louis is just a relative, I am sure that like any excited child, at some point he looked up Louis on the internet and it is so easy to find that he is listed as his son, even if he has a different name. So I don't know what they have done to deceive that child and I don't want to be dramatic, but the way I see it, it is a bomb that can explode at any moment, so it should end as soon as possible. It wouldn't even be strange to me if the public turns against Louis if some kind of information leaks at some point (it's not like it hasn't happened before, yes, I'm talking about boobgate).
Well, they either have to completely stop talking about this kid and connecting him to Louis, or they have to make a statement that he found out he’s not the father. The situation is absolutely untenable.
So convenient zebras new podcast starts tomorrow on the same day as the biggest show of Louis’ career 😬
Well, of course. She’s got to squeeze every last drop of promo out of this mess.
We should prepare for stunt stuff tomorrow or the next day.
https://x.com/hlupdates_2/status/2074686403909210407
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Hey Gina! I’m curious if you’ve heard anything else recently about the possibility of Harry extending his tour to more cities next year? Thanks!
No. Not since I last posted maybe a month ago. I have a suspicion more tickets will miraculously appear for the MSG shows, and once those are all sold, we’ll get an announcement for next year.
Although… I haven’t looked at the Australia sales in a while. If those aren’t sold out yet, they might wait longer.
My thinking is they want people to believe this is their last opportunity to see him.
Anyway, I did ask the person who filled us in on this year’s tour dates, but they don’t know anything new yet.
We moved on way too fast from this.
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Posting @twopoppies anon with her permission since she’s not too familiar with 1Dhistorian.
Omg. I disagree with this person so much. I’m pretty sure this incident of her organizing the queue was at AFHF, and she explained on her stories what happened. Basically ppl were being awful and they couldn’t organize the line so Louis’ team asked for help from the fans at the front of the line and she stepped up to help. I think her only mistake was volunteering to help while being a recognizable figure in fandom, bc this fandom will invent anything to try to cancel ppl. Other than that she’s always been the same online personality and she’s not “self centered” she’s a fucking fandom influencer!! It’s literally the job to platform herself and her experiences in fandom 🙄 people are jealous and insecure and are trying to cancel her for the horrible crime of going to shows. Where’s this energy for purple hair girl, who is actually a shitty person. 1Dhistorian wasn’t in the wheelchair section at red rocks like she was. Not that I’d want anyone sending threats to her. But give me a fucking break. And as a friend reminded me, 1Dhistorian had the 50 shows sign at Red Rocks and purple hair girl had the 132 shows sign.
1Dhistorian is an actual good person and the people being horrible to her are despicable.
I just wanted to share my support so she knows not everyone in fandom is a complete asshole, and I do appreciate her presence and her contributions to fandom. She’s a long term, die hard fan of the boys and has created so much joy for me and others in fandom spaces.
Also sharing these comments from @themotherofallthings @loud-as-lions and @awake--and--dreaming
I just wanted to add that the anon was sent in response to this post about what 1dhistorian has been going through.
Thank you, @daisiesonafield-blog for answering. ❤️
https://x.com/bchartsnet/status/2074586422946754657
I’m not chronically online enough to know if this source is legit but considering he has been doing similar things with the other cities tour has gone through. Supporting his community in ways he can. 😭😭😭😭
I literally just posted that! And yes, he did a similar thing to get tickets for his ONO. I tend to believe it’s true, but we’ll see if we hear otherwise.
love this https://x.com/i/status/2074586422946754657
He is just the absolute best. 🥹
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Hello Gina, I think there are many Larries who try to explain babygate with an infidelity from Louis and that Harry forgave him or that they separated during those years and then got back together because apparently it is the only way to explain a fake fatherhood and I wonder, how is it possible that they believe that an exploitative industry and top executives force them to pretend to be heterosexual, keep them in fake relationships since they were teenagers, but apparently those same people are not capable of forcing Louis to pretend to be a father? How is it possible that they believe in Larry evidence, in the tattoos, in their body language when being together, but they stop believing when it involves babygate? They simply believe in what they want to believe, when something crosses their morality then they take a step back but they do not realize that the true immorality was how they turned Louis and Freddie into victims of all this, and I think the wildest thing are the Larries who believe Louis is a father but fangirl over Larry 2015 content, they believe they are a couple and get excited over the content we have obtained every year but supposedly Louis and Harry were separated because that explains Freddie's existence, so I wonder does anything they believe make sense? I think there are people in the fandom who do not see Louis and Harry as people, especially they do not really see the struggle they have done for years, because if they really did they would not be constantly contradicting themselves, accepting Larry only when they see them as an attractive and cute couple, the Larries who believe in babygate, use the term Larrie without even trying to investigate what it is really about, because there is nothing that indicates that Louis was unfaithful and was with Harry and Briana at the same time, there is nothing that indicates that they spent at least a year apart, I think they had their problems, but all the excuses they put do not have any kind of sense.
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I know you're probably sick and tired of hearing about bbg all day, so feel free to ignore me but I just got off work and wanted to put in my two cents lol
What really got me was that F brought a friend to Louis' concert per the Clark's IG stories. What are they telling that child? I suppose they could just think they're going to a concert, but it seems like they would find out F and the Clarks are connected to Louis. Children at that age are bad at keeping secrets - it seems plausible F would mention something about Louis being a relative/knowing Louis/whatever he believes about his relationship to Louis.
I don't know. F and any friends of his are at an age where they have access to phones, iPads, etc. Any friend of F is one google search away from seeing a picture of Louis with F and making the connection that that's F (even if he goes by a different name).
It's such a mind trip for me. All I know is I firmly believe Louis is not F's father. Even if it came out tomorrow that Louis is completely straight and was never with H, I wouldn't believe F is his son because none of the physical evidence lines up.
Hard same.
And I agree that someone questioning Freddie’s relationship with Louis feels like a ticking time bomb. They really need to end it because it’s going to blow up in everyone’s faces.

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Harry Styles (Together, Together Tour - London, Night 11).
Harry is the cutest person alive . His dimpled full grins could power a city. End of discussion
Louis, you should be getting ready for your DC show tonight. Stop mooning over Harry!