we don't want nobody nobody sent

if we could just find a safe and healthy and sustainable way for everyone to be on stimulants all the time. not just caffeine but the good stuff

Almost always you can tell if someone is a bad driver just by watching them walk around with their feet in a slightly unpredictable environment like a big store or something.

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

it’s not very humane i know but the people who respond to references about icarus flying into the sun, sigmund freud mom, shirley jackson the lottery, orpheus and eurydice, of mice and men ending, with like, “only a few people will understand,” “i went into student debt to understand this,” i think we need to just put them down. sorry

we all read these books in high school, including you. like what are you doing

they should invent a cat with spatial awareness

it rules how phil collins was rocking that hard while looking and dressing like a 90s sales manager