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the sleepy sneeper

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eat-love-eat

Blueberry Cheesecake Bars

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

chryza

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

Guild Wars 3 Halloween

So Halloween in GW3 can't have Thorn, so here is me and my wife's proposal, it celebrates the day Dhuum was defeated. Dhuum's Day, Dhuum's Fall, whatever, also, it could retroactively explain why the barrier between Tyria and The Mists is so weak around Halloween, usurping a God will probably do that.

#guild wars #guild wars 2 #guild wars 3 #gw2

sometiktoksarevalid

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kaijutegu

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

kaijutegu

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

kedreeva

Mlem mlem mlem mlem

Dinner with a friend!

images-that-are-only-cursed

patriciavetinari

That’s not a cursed image

karnalesbian

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

charlesoberonn

Bishops trying to catch up

beaft

pawns:

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

mangonetics

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

supreme-leader-stoat

On it, boss!

supreme-leader-stoat

Bad news, boss!

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ratsquinks

malt paste wars

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

tiktoksthataregood-ish

salamandorange

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

cephalon-sancti

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

bumblebeebats

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

slowspinningredemption

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

saanphoenix-deactivated20260411

Meanwhile, the American taking American antihistamines like, "I can't tell it did anything?"

Unless it's Diphenhydramine. And that's the shit that fucks with your head.

portraitofemmy

#we can't afford to see a physician but we do get to see the hat man (via @spiders-hth-is-an-outlier)

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

beansfrombeans

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