ya boys back

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

Sometimes when I horny post I feel like old friends senior dog sanctuary coz absolutely no one is following me for that lmao

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning

el muchacho monday

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure