bury me with my money

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

One of my favorite pieces of lore I've invented in my tomodachi life game is that there's a famous musician called Metal Pipe who has an album called Pipe Sounds that's just recordings of metal being dropped on concrete. And everyone loves it.

Coffee should taste likle roasted wood the good cups that is its all about charple of beans

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER