bury me with my money

he’s on his way

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

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Environmental problems CAN BE SOLVED.

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Like, there's tension between the image and the praxis right? Like you just don't fuck with it that much. Yeah the sandwich is fried spam, an egg, slice of pepper jack, some pickle remoulade. Yeah the Ukrainian bakery around the corner sells ciabatta fresh every day its- actually it's not important. I need you to feel really bad that you don't like gardening, and I need you to cope with this feeling by valorizing the idea of gardening even more. Like now you see yourself as an unworthy knight who failed to live up to the expectations of your pure and righteous lady. Yeah. The modern world is an evil place preventing you from self-actualization through gardening. Don't worry about how. It is, isn't it? Like that's true, right? Yeah --okay yeah more coffee-- just like, if anyone asks you why you don't garden very much, *that's* when you get intellectual about it. Practice coming up with reasons why it's hard to garden. That shouldn't be too difficult. The clothes you bought are really cute aren't they? You should like, wear them and take selfies in them. People will love it. They'll love you.

Very Smart Person on the Internet That Understood the Post: Oh so you want european defaultism? Huh? You know that's just as bad? You're just as bad for wanting european defaultism. Because that's what you want, isn't it? Because you're european, obviously, the whole world is just america and europe