we dig our own graves

it’s such a terrible move in 20/20 hindsight because he misses the opportunity to plant the seed of doubt about that rule in the task force’s heads. but it makes sense because aizawa and matsuda are so against L’s suspicion of light and misa now that their innocence is (allegedly) proven, and L values them thinking he’s moved on from his theories enough that he is okay with them also thinking he’s insane for (allegedly) still being hung up on whether a notebook that lets you see a shinigami is real or not

i miss L lawliet. if he were here it's not that my problems would go away id actually have a ton more problems but they would at least be fucking interesting problems

there are a lot of female characters where you can say that lesbian sex would fix them but it's kind of even more fun when it wouldn't. like clearly she wants to be having it but it would make everything worse and ruin her life. and i would like to see it.

okay also to the point of being outwardly traumatized — hand tremors or ptsd induced stuttering would be SO interesting for either of them. Imagine Light talking slower and enunciating carefully to hide the shake — Misa? With a fear of the dark post confinement? Misa with claustrophobia??

rare dnpost but an image just flashed into my head of light absolutely failing to pull back the slide on a pistol because it hurts his hands and he's so scared it's going to explode while he handles it that he nearly drops it onto his feet and has to play it off while the whole task force coughs to hide their giggles

imagine being matsuda touta with a puppy crush on your boss (several years younger than you) and because he's a detective at the npa he needs firearms training. you think that surely he'll be good at it like he's good at everything else. except then he gets confused between the slide lock and the safety on a pistol and keeps fumbling the bullets trying to load the standard issue nambu revolvers and it's. devastatingly cute actually you might have to kill yourself in between coaxing him into loading his magazine properly

L is of course a ghost observing and he's literally so jealous because the one time he handed light a gun he gave it back which means he never got to be the guy positioning light's delicate fingers and standing ominously at his shoulder while he misses the target over and over and over. why does matsuda get to do this. life is so unfair

i genuinely don't think light could handle the recoil on a 45 acp handgun. the new nambu standard police sidearm is chambered in .38 special which generally has less kick than a 45 or even a 9mm and prissy baby light yagami never actually has to do real shooting

can we all imagine light shooting a pistol for the first time and getting knocked back so hard he nearly hits himself in the forehead like he's a little girl with a desert eagle. please. for me