The world explode, these two survive & it is always 1895

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

let me be pervertly clear

let me be pervertly clear

once i write this book that lives in my head that has no ending or solid plot it’s over for all of you

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

How do I make this flag a trans flag

That fucking rules

Oh, that's Milo Manara's art. It's always about 50% more horny than it needs to be.

I bet everyone who had to work around daniel molloy’s fucked up schedule for the past two years and do everything after sunset because he is a “real vampire” and “will burst into flames” were pisseddddd after seeing that video of him out in broad daylight going viral

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks