Confuse, Bemuse, Delight

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

Hannah Waddington for Bond. That is all. Xx

very pleased to inform you all that Ride Or Die slaps and has given me brainworms

#some men want to watch the world learn (@clevermanka)

Ride or Die is truly for the sapphics because they have Hannah doing all of this deliberately sexy stuff in a show not at all aimed at men that most men will not watch lol

In her new series Ride or Die, showrunner Tessa Coates asks the brave, bold, beautiful question: what if the villain plot of Skyfall (2012) was about two hot middle aged women assassins?? Stunning, mind-blowing, showstopping, incredible stuff...Her only fault was not making them gay, but nobody's perfect.

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

[ID: 'Project Hail Mary' fanart showing Rocky in a "Humans want me, Taumoeba fear me" fishing hat. He's holding up the fishing chain and saying, "Time go fishing, question?" /End ID].