Shabbat Shalom
Have a wonderful weekend. Stay safe, everyone.
Parshat Korach (Numbers 16:1–18:32)

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Shabbat Shalom
Have a wonderful weekend. Stay safe, everyone.
Parshat Korach (Numbers 16:1–18:32)

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My maiden name, especially. Pretty sad when someone looks at Keeney and says Kennedy.
"Get out of my fridge."
It will be white soon enough. Back to green in March or April.
watching Trump’s press conference and yes he is blaming autism on Tylenol. I hope Tylenol lays down the craziest lawsuit on Earth. I hope it makes their reaction to the 1980’s Tylenol murder look like child’s play
Nope. Trump and RFK jr. Were quoting studies from Harvard and the like. And even Tylenol says pregnant women shouldn't take it.

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The Bible is pretty clear that anyone claiming to know the exact date of Jesus' second coming is lying, and most non-Evangelical Christians in the US seem to know this. What most US Christians don't know is that the idea of a "rapture" is not in the Bible at all and did not exist for the first 90% of Christian history. The way most Americans currently think of it is heavily influenced by a series of novels written by a major figure of the Christian Right and then adapted into films starring Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage. The concept of the "rapture" is younger than the lawn mower.
Jesus is coming back, but even He doesn't know when. It says so. Right in the book.
The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?
Me: Okay well actually we're going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed
Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?
Me: This is not - what is happening right now?
Penny: Dada?
Dada: Arbitration?
Penny: DEALS!
Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.
Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside
Me: I didn't know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl
Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot's but at Penny's house? This deal?
Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.
Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?
I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.
She's attempting to establish evidence I think
Penny: but I want to go shool pwease
Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now
Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?
Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.
Penny: all Penny's fwiends are sweep? What about we... get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?
Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen
The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal
Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we're literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?
Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?
Me: Why don't you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?
Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!
We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock
Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we'll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?
Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?
Papa: (not knowing hes entering a literal contract) uhm yeah deal.
-smash cut to 6:30 AM this morning-
Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹
Penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores, to the point where she hasn't been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry Penny Rose is like a angry demon queen
Me: Okay baby this is going to suck. This is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it's going to feel weird and then it's going to feel good. You're going to hate it. But if you let Mama get these three medicines in and on you [Listerine, Antacid, Tylenol] you can scream it out and then we'll go get some ice cream! Deal?
Penny: (obviously not thrilled with this idea) okay, three big shreams, three medicines, ice cream ... it will suck... ice cream ... deal. (Sticks out hand and we shake on it)
Me: okay let's do this I'm so sorry (starts the process)
Penny: ( In between her big screams ) IM GONNA GET LOTS OF FRINKLES
My husband is trying to make a deal with Penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub
Penny: I will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me, deal?
Dada: I would love to make this deal with you kid but I literally have no idea what you are saying- I don't know what the terms are, you're speaking a language I don't speak
Penny: you have to titch me like mama does okay DEAL!? (Sticks tiny hand out aggressively)
Dada: (looks at me bewildered for help)
Me: ( starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like I'm timing her, while penny jumps around yelling YES TITCH ME LIKE THAT)
Dada: In what world was I ever going to figure that out, thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let's go!
and off she sprints.
Penny does not want to go to bed, but man is it time for her to go to bed
Penny: But I don't want to be sleeping, I want to stay up now! I want to see Grampy and Cozy and Guppie and Papa!
Mama: What if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone? If we do that will you then go to bed no fussing?
Penny: Oh yes, this is deals! -sticks her hand out to shake-
** we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents, they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing **
Penny : (after a few minutes of silence, over the video monitor, to herself in her dark bedroom) I hafta respect da deals.
Every morning Penny wakes up, and she asks if we have decorated her house with "Halloween every where" and every morning I have had to tell her not yet baby but soon. This last morning Penny had to go to pre k a little earlier then she is used to cause Daddy had court and I had a dentist appointment, which made her a little bummed out... or so I thought
Me: Hey baby do you want to make a deal about school?
Penny: (immediately sticks out her hand, literally no hesitation, her entire demeanor changing in an instant) yes let's deals, I will be big and brave and go to school no fussing, and you will put Halloween every where all over my house, okay this is deals Mama??
I think I just got hustled by a 4 year old...
She'll be an attorney. He has no one to blame but himself. 😂
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
The lovers... the dreamers... and me 🌈
If you think America’s support for Israel was born from guilt after the Holocaust or pressure from a lobby, you don’t just have the story wrong—you don’t know the story at all.
It didn’t start with tears or speeches or aid packages. It started with Israel doing something that made the Americans stop and go, “Okay, these guys are the real deal.”
Let's rewind to 1956. The Cold War is heating up. The Soviets and the West are locked in this massive intelligence war. Nobody trusts anyone. And suddenly, something insane happens inside the USSR—Nikita Khrushchev, the new Soviet leader, gathered a bunch of Communist officials and dropped a nuke of a speech. He stood up and teared into Stalin, the guy who basically built modern Soviet power. He called him a tyrant. A killer. A paranoid maniac who cleansed his own people, imprisoned millions, and destroyed the country from within.
The thing is—this wasn’t meant to be public. The speech was closed-door, no press, no recordings. It wasn’t even printed openly. Just a few typed copies sent around under secrecy to party leadership in the Eastern Bloc. It was one of the most sensitive documents in the Soviet Union at the time. Embarrassing. Dangerous. If it leaked, it would shake the Communist world.
And that’s exactly what every Western intelligence agency wanted. The CIA was going nuts trying to find a way to obtain a copy of the speech. British intelligence was chasing every lead. Everyone knew the speech existed, but no one could get it. Months passed, with no breakthroughs.
Then, out of nowhere, Israel delivered a full, word-for-word copy to the Americans.
Let that sink in.
Israel. A tiny, ten-year-old country, surrounded by enemies, still rationing food, still taking in Holocaust survivors and war refugees—somehow beats every Western power. Through a contact in Poland—likely through Władysław Tykociński, a Polish diplomat and intelligence officer who defected to the West—it gets into the Mossad’s hands. The Mossad sees the value instantly. And instead of trying to use it as leverage or play politics with it, they hand it over to the United States. With no strings attached.
Think about that move. The big intelligence players had failed. Israel had succeeded. And then, instead of taking the win, they used it to build trust. To say: “We’re not just asking to sit at the table—we belong here.”
The Americans were stunned. They verified it, they triple-checked every page, and it was real. And a few months later, the full speech landed on the front page of The New York Times. It shook the Communist world. Communist parties across Europe lost many members. And uprisings started bubbling. The Soviet image cracked wide open. And Israel was the one that made it happen.
That moment didn’t just get America’s attention. It made Israel impossible to ignore.
From then on, U.S. intelligence didn’t look at Israel as some needy new ally in a tough neighborhood. They looked at them as equals. As people who could deliver under pressure. Who could outsmart, out-hustle, and out-risk almost anyone. It was the first real signal that Israel wasn’t going to play the role of the world’s charity case. It was going to be the country that steps up when others stand down, and that takes bold action without waiting for permission.
That’s how the relationship started. Not with tears. Not with money. But with respect. The kind you earn. The kind that lasts.

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i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally
i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.
Also to note? Those farms where they target product is leather, like the alligator farms? They produce the by-product of meat. The corpus material of animals is valuable and in general is never wasted.
When buying leather, there's a tier list of 'how environmentally harmful is this' and it's important to note that even the worst ways of commercially tanning leather are less harmful than the plastic manufacturing process. But if you have the option to choose:
Brain tan is the best of the best and basically impossible to find because it's a labor intensive process. But there is no better way to make soft, durable leather goods that will last for generations.
Biotan/Freetan/Chrome-free tanning, if you can find it, is next best - it's kind of commercial brain tanning where the tanning agents used are various animal and plant extracts.
Veg tanning is where we get the word 'tannin' from, and is a very ancient method right up there with brain tanning. It uses plant extracts exclusively and produces rugged, durable leather - not as soft as brain-tanned leather, which is more suited to garmets - it's good for bags/shoes/straps/saddles/etc.
Chrome tanning is the commonest in industrial tanning and the least environmentally friendly - The process uses trivalent chromium (Cr III) which in small amounts is entirely safe (it's in your multivitamin!) but in industrial amounts can damage watersheds and soil biomes. The process is also fairly water-use intensive. This is the process that makes the 'new leather' smell that you'll experience in a new car interior with real leather, or a lather jacket store. But even this, the least sustainable leather making practice, is WAY less environmentally impactful than the process of making plastic 'leather alternatives'
Leather is an excellent product that will biodegrade within a few years if exposed to the elements but will, if stored in a cool dry place with limited light and oxygen exposure, last for LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
“Visit earth” they said. “It‘s a xeno-zoologist’s dream” they said.
That place is just too weird.
They’ve got birds that fly underwater.
Air breathing mammals that live in the deep oceans.
Fish that walk on land.
Birds that can’t fly.
Mammles that CAN fly!
Insects that consume heavy metals!
Mushrooms that eat radiation! ZARKIN MUSHROOMS!
Don’t even get me started on that continent they call Australia.
And I don’t think any of the gods, both old and new, could explain what the zark this thing is supposed to be!
Um @bettinalevyisdetermined do you remember that one post you read about aliens meeting humans? I think you may like this one, too.
Thanks for suggesting this post, monika!
Humans are weird. So is Earth.
Realisa onum. I make the king.
when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!
time travelers
This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT
let’s solve it once and for all:
EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.
ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.
if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.
50 and 30 are both even numbers.
but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even
so must the others
if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd
example:
5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd
10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even
THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP
but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd
what the FUCK is going on here
this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.
I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud
I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.
I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?
… Right???
did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?
Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)
It got worse.

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Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
This kind in particular.
Slightly melty, cookie gets stuck in your teeth, part cheap-ass low-quality junk food and part manna from summertime heaven and childhood memories.