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Oh how could you say such a thang!

I got hit by a car and woke up at night in the street thinking my name was Shit Ass McSoggyDick

Every trans woman I have ever met that has played Klonoa has told me that they feel extremely maternal emotions whenever they hear him shout or jump for joy. I don’t think this is a coincidence. In fact, I think it’s quite beautiful.

In ancient Egypt, they hadn’t invented “shitting” yet, so instead people just died if they had to go to the bathroom.

pronouncing the U vowel in Miku so that it sounds like “m’kuu” so i become annoying and cause people to hit me and activate my deeply-seeded exhibitionist pipeline just like they warned about in the Old Testament

going to capitalize on stocks for the exciting new sport known as “baby boxing” before it becomes illegal in every major developed nation

may your piendish be squiendful and your girlcock forever girthy

way up high, in the sky, eating piendish pot pie