We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that

We’re roommates and I swear if anyone else we live with found out we’d be tormented until the lease was up

You used to be my teacher/professor and it’s totally cool that we’re seeing each other now, not weird at all- not even when we run into people- maybe this should be kept quiet

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun

I’m your ex’s new roommate and you were only coming by to pick up your stuff and you walked in on me dancing around in my underwear

We’re in group therapy together

We’re competing against one another for valedictorian/that promotion

Your sibling is my significant other

We’re part of a trio of friends but we don’t want our friend to feel like the third wheel

You’re my best friend’s ex

We’re both camp counselors at a sleep-away camp

Our kids are dating

I’m your boss’s child

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

anatomy of a comet by oscar woodiwiss