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I would eat the hell out of a Large Jelly Bean right now

does anyone manufacture Large Jelly Bean?

Large Jelly Bean size of my head please I'm so hungry 🥺

imagine the crunchy exterior half an inch thick

that's all I'm imagining please please please 😭

disassembling that thing like a crab gimme the mallet

imagine being able to scoop out a whole handful of soft interior goo. finger scrape marks in the gel

making a game of trying to hollow out the Large Jelly Bean with the least amount of damage to the exoskeleton

wearing the resulting chitinous dome as a helmet

headbutting each other and whoever's cracks last gets to make a wish

licking the colorful goo off each others faces after

and thus we are born anew

Cut a small hole in it and fuck it

A big hole

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

HOLY SHIT

He doesn’t even have his passport…

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

This is what tumbler was made for

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

YES.

All the NSFW

Thank you for this blessed post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

yes, yes I do

Imagine the utter terror of everyone with shitty connections

I absolutely love this post

I love this post more than anything else on this website

asgdhkjshfjgldfjlskdj yesss

I love this

For the love of God sound ON

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

NO FUCKING WAY

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

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