“Ohohohoho! I may be a princess, but if you think you can beat me in a duel, you are thoroughly mistaken! Why, my skill with the blade is without equal! Let me show you why I am known throughout the realms as the Princess of Instant Loss!”
“No?! Of course not, you foul-tongued pig! It’s because I’ve struck down every foe to ever stand before me with just one lightning-fast strike!”
“What do you mean it’s because I’m easy?!”
“Okay, yes, I’ll admit that it is somewhat frequent that I laugh haughtily in their faces as a response to the advances of women only for them to end up in my bedchambers shortly thereafter. But you see, it is precisely because I make such a brazen mockery of their pathetic attempts to court me that they become putty in my hands.
Don’t you see? They only think that I’m acquiescing to their desires, when in reality I’m the one controlling them with my boundless wit and beguiling charm!
Why don’t you tell that to the baronesses, duchesses, lesser noblewomen, governesses, bodyguards, soldiers, knights, handmaidens, servants, retainers, foreign dignitaries, attempted assassins, and stablewomen who are so clearly mistaken about this whole thing! Ohohohoho!”
