Draco (130/90)

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born